Ten Things for the upcoming NFL season I want to see. What's your 10?

[Nickhead]

10) Dallas lure's Romo out of retirement.
9) Gruden retires 8 games into the season.
8) The Jets win their division.
7) Aaron Rodgers is caught on video buying powerball tickets.
6) Marcus Peters gets torched for 300 yards on a Monday Night sometime.
5) Indy gets caught using smaller than regulation footballs for Andrew Luck.
4) Gronkowski forces his desire to be traded by punching Belichick.
3) Someone, defensively, recovers a fumble in opponents end zone, returns it 98 yards, then is forced to lose the ball, and the offense returns it for a touchdown.
2) Roger Goodell perishes while aiding a senior citizen across a busy street. She mistakes him for a thief (Goodell's Salary), and pushes him into traffic.

Spoiler!

1) Patrick Mahomes is Super Bowl MVP.

rate your level of boredom at this point and time

[Naptown Chief]

10-2: A plane crashes into Heinz Field the evening the Steelers host the Patriots, "tragically" killing both teams
1: Chiefs win Superbowl

I'm easy to please.

[SuperBowl4]

1. I want to see a CHIEFS game at ARROWHEAD stadium in January and the CHIEFS blowout their opponent 53-0 to advance to the Super Bowl. 2-10 - Nine blowout wins during the regular season and divisional round all at ARROWHEAD!

[scho63]

10. I want to see the Broncos finish 5-11
9. The Steelers lose often as Big Ben has a horrible season and retires
8. Patriots team blows apart and they finish out of the playoffs as Brady has a horrible season while Giselle is caught having an affair early in the season
7. Curt Gowdy and Don Meredith Al DeRogatis come back from the dead and do the coverage for the "Oakland-Kansas City" game in Arrowhead
6. DJ changes his mind, quits the Raiders and becomes LB coach of the Chiefs
5. Philip Rivers cries on TV after throwing his 6th INT against us as they lose by 40 at Arrowhead
4. Mahomes wins NFL MVP for a record breaking season throwing for close to 5,000 yards
3. Marcus Peters gets ejected from 2 games for unsportsmanlike conduct and suspended for 1 for fighting with a fan after an ugly loss
2. I attend the winning AFC Championship game AT ARROWHEAD!
1. Chiefs go to the Superbowl and win with me being in attendance

[Sofa King]

1. Two chicks at the same time.

[Rain Man]

1. Chiefs Super Bowl win.
2. Chiefs AFC Championship win
3. Broncos 0-16 season.
4. Talib and Peters in a fistfight on the field.
5. No televised Patriots games.
6. The craziest wildest game-winning touchdown pass from Mahomes that we've ever seen.
7. Cheerleader wardrobe malfunction. (Chargers or Raiders, not Chiefs.)
8. No Patriots or Steelers in the playoffs. (I'd add Broncos, but that's pretty much a given.)
9. The Redskins change their racist name to the Ermines.
10. DNA evidence implicates Von Miller.

[gblowfish]

These "Ten Things" threads are so played out...

[SuperBowl4]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

1. Two chicks at the same time.

So two 5's at the same time?

[Discuss Thrower]

No undefeated teams past week 4.

80% of playoff seeds are undecided going into the morning of December 30th.

The Jets win in Foxborough which results in the Patriots dropping from a first round bye seed.

Lions win the NFC East and at least one playoff game.

Denver and Oakland combine for a maximum of 10 wins.

Cleveland wins the AFC North with an 8-8 record.

Marcus Peters intercepts fewer than four passes: regular and post-season combined.

A fair-catch kick is converted by any team that isn't the Broncos.

One playoff game goes 2OT -caveat: one that doesn't feature 6+ total turnovers in regulation.

Darnold, Mahomes, Mayfield, Rosen, Trubisky, Watson, and Wentz, residing in the top half of league QBs in at least three of the following categories: TD/INT, passer rating, yards, yards/completion, total scores.

[RunKC]

-Mahomes torching Peters in Mexico so badly that Peters screams at his teammates and then gets clocked in the face by Suh.
-Case Keenum implosion.
-Josh Rosen have a good year so we can rub it in Denver’s face.
-Tom Brady placed on IR.
-Dallas implosion.
-Chiefs win the SB.

[Jerok]

Chiefs win the division
Chiefs get the #1 seed
Chiefs win a home playoff game
Chiefs win a home AFC championship game
Chiefs win the Superbowl
Mahomes superbowl MVP
Chiefs start their dynstasty


Don't care what else happens.

[Best22]

1. Chiefs win Superbowl
2. Chiefs beat Steelers in playoffs, forcing Big Ben to quit
3. Broncos collapse after typical 4-1 start
4. Saints win NFC
5. Hunt wins second straight rushing title
6. Raiders fail again
7. Chargers miss playoffs
8. Chiefs destroy Niners and Garrapololo gets exposed
9. Chiefs average score is 28-16
10. Chargers streak gets to 10 straight

[Scooter LaCanforno]

Originally Posted by scho63

10. I want to see the Broncos finish 5-11
9. The Steelers lose often as Big Ben has a horrible season and retires
8. Patriots team blows apart and they finish out of the playoffs as Brady has a horrible season while Giselle is caught having an affair early in the season
7. Curt Gowdy and Don Meredith come back from the dead and do the coverage for the "Oakland-Kansas City" game in Arrowhead
6. DJ changes his mind, quits the Raiders and becomes LB coach of the Chiefs
5. Philip Rivers cries on TV after throwing his 6th INT against us as they lose by 40 at Arrowhead
4. Mahomes wins NFL MVP for a record breaking season throwing for close to 5,000 yards
3. Marcus Peters gets ejected from 2 games for unsportsmanlike conduct and suspended for 1 for fighting with a fan after an ugly loss
2. I attend the winning AFC Championship game AT ARROWHEAD!
1. Chiefs go to the Superbowl and win with me being in attendance

#7. Make that Al Derogatis instead of Don Meredith.

[KChiefs1]

Originally Posted by scho63

7. Curt Gowdy and Don Meredith come back from the dead and do the coverage for the "Oakland-Kansas City" game in Arrowhead

Curt Gowdy & Al DeRogatis

[KChiefs1]

Originally Posted by Scooter LaCanforno

#7. Make that Al Derogatis instead of Don Meredith.

Yes