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Will be “distant friendly”, waving but seldom chatting | 18 | 36.00% | |
Will be a Chiefs fan | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will be a cult | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will be a member of Chiefsplanet | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will be a recluse, never leaving the house | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will be a stoner | 17 | 34.00% | |
Will be a vegan | 10 | 20.00% | |
Will be an avid Broncos fan | 24 | 48.00% | |
Will be retired | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will be swingers who propose wife swapping | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will be the Barney and Betty to my Fried and Wilma and we'll do everything together | 2 | 4.00% | |
Will be very interested in unexplained phenomena like Bigfoot and UFOs | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will be Von Miller | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will be more than 15 years younger than me | 14 | 28.00% | |
Will come into my house unannounced and take food out of my refrigerator | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will contain a registered sex offender (not a teacher who scored with a student) | 9 | 18.00% | |
Will contain a registered sex offender who is a teacher who scored with her student. | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will contain an adult child who never launched | 10 | 20.00% | |
Will eventually hop a freighter to Venezuela with me | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will give out amazing candy at Halloween, like 16 ounce Hershey bars | 4 | 8.00% | |
Will grow large quantities of marijuana in the house | 9 | 18.00% | |
Will hang out on my porch with me, drinking Pibb Xtra and commenting on pedestrians | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will have a constantly barking dog | 13 | 26.00% | |
Will have a Duggar-like family composition | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will have a scorchingly hot college-age daughter | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will have a telescope pointed toward my window | 8 | 16.00% | |
Will have a weird tech job that I can't even make conversation about, so I can only nod when they tell me | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will have awesome Christmas lights | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will have weird and dull hobbies that don’t interest me at all. | 10 | 20.00% | |
Will include an attractive mature woman who does naked yoga | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will include at least one nude sunbather woman | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will invite us onto their yacht for epic adventures | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will let me play with their cat. | 4 | 8.00% | |
Will like my wife, but not me. | 11 | 22.00% | |
Will maintain a world-class yard | 2 | 4.00% | |
Will move out again within two years | 8 | 16.00% | |
Will mow their lawn in Bermuda shorts and sandals with socks | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will never acknowledge my existence | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will not speak English | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will own a loud motorcycle that they rev early in the morning | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will paint their house in zebra stripes or camo | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will put out planters that are made from old tires or barrels | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will regularly bring me delicious homemade pies | 2 | 4.00% | |
Will rent out an AirBnB room | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will restore my faith in humanity with their kindness | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will shovel my walk of snow just to be nice | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will sit on a couch on their porch, wearing a wife beater shirt and glaring at me | 11 | 22.00% | |
Will take issue with our fence placement | 11 | 22.00% | |
I think the house will sit vacant and never be occupied. | 2 | 4.00% | |
I think your neighbors are imaginary and you really live next door to an empty lot. | 4 | 8.00% | |
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05-25-2018, 05:06 PM | #31 | |
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05-25-2018, 05:08 PM | #32 |
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What do houses like yours run in the Denver market now? Half a million?
I'm thinking if your new neighbors can afford a half a million dollar, or above house. Your chances of having a problem neighbor are going to be in the unlikely category. |
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05-25-2018, 05:12 PM | #33 |
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I voted Broncos fan because that would be the nightmare scenario. You guys and Chargers fans are fun folk. Most Broncos fans, with the few exceptions here, are arrogant.
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05-25-2018, 05:16 PM | #34 |
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05-25-2018, 05:20 PM | #35 |
Gimme My Berries Back!
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Some people don't like them or the idea of them, because you can't so whatever you want. But keeps the values up and the nuisances down. Tho' I would like a higher roof on my shed. No one can have such things too high above any fences.
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05-25-2018, 05:22 PM | #36 |
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Namaste
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05-25-2018, 05:22 PM | #37 |
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I'm right outside of a HOA. I'm not sure that they'd expand. And I'd have to see all of the regulations before doing anything, but I'd like to use that pool
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05-25-2018, 10:47 PM | #38 |
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Shake them down similar to the way the Vietnamese handled you.
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05-25-2018, 11:18 PM | #39 |
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So I assume they’re donk fans? I have a lot of acres and a backhoe. For, you know...stuff.
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05-25-2018, 11:55 PM | #40 |
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Is the house south of 500k? If so, I could be your new neighbor...
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05-26-2018, 12:30 AM | #41 | |
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05-26-2018, 12:33 AM | #42 | |
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05-26-2018, 01:07 AM | #43 |
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We've had massive appreciation in central Denver. Not meaning to brag, but $500k is in the rear view mirror and is not closer than it appears. If my neighbor can get what the Realtor is telling him ... wow. Because my house is notably larger with more features. I hope he gets every penny.
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05-26-2018, 01:11 AM | #44 |
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I only have one other house on my street. It’s a damn rental so I seem to get a few types over the years. Last tenants were the Brady Bunch. One of their kids had green hair, a few nose ring, purple skinny jeans, and thought he was the coolest rock band. I kid you not the second day I’m over there at 11pm telling this kid and his crew the jamming(rock band) is over. He tries to laugh me off and says some crap. Well he doesn’t stop his band playing.
I had done some electrical work for the landlord of that house so my remedy was to go to the box and shut the power off to their garage they were jamming in. I also put a lock on the box. That ended that night. The parents were nice and put an end to that. None of the girls looked like Marsha Brady if your curious. The current one has a wife so terrible the guy never goes inside after work. He’s always out working in the shed or visiting me. Poor guy! |
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05-26-2018, 04:22 AM | #45 |
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Great idea.
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