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Detoxing 31 50.00%
canoworms 31 50.00%
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Old 07-10-2018, 08:21 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - A coastal beach
Starting Distance - 81 feet

Detoxing

Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 14 seconds
Special Factors - None

canoworms

Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape
Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:51 AM   #151
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I'm appealing this decision. I just want you to know that. You'll be getting a call from my lawyer.
On that last vote where it looked like you had made the game-winning hit, Triplette ruled that canoworms' forward progress had been stopped.

“The ruling was forward progress,” Triplette said after the game, “therefore it is not reviewable in that situation. Detoxing hit him and he was driving him back.”
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:53 AM   #152
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On that last vote where it looked like you had made the game-winning hit, Triplette ruled that canoworms' forward progress had been stopped.

“The ruling was forward progress,” Triplette said after the game, “therefore it is not reviewable in that situation. Detoxing hit him and he was driving him back.”
Dinny meant to vote for me. The score SHOULD be 31-29, me wining.

THIS IS NOT JUSTICE! I'll see you in court.
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:12 PM   #153
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Dinny meant to vote for me. The score SHOULD be 31-29, me wining.

THIS IS NOT JUSTICE! I'll see you in court.
Where is your Mr. Dinny now suckkkker!
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:22 PM   #154
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Where is your Mr. Dinny now suckkkker!
Disappointing me. A mod can confirm it too, can't they see deleted messages?

I should't lose on a tie (even though it's not REALLY a tie). There should be a sudden death challenge.
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:24 PM   #155
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Dinny meant to vote for me. The score SHOULD be 31-29, me wining.

THIS IS NOT JUSTICE! I'll see you in court.
No hanging chads! You put up a solid fight
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:26 PM   #156
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I propose Canoworms and I settle this tie breaker with microsoft paint.

Each contestant does an MS paint drawing of our battle and the best painting wins!
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:35 PM   #157
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:42 PM   #158
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I propose Canoworms and I settle this tie breaker with microsoft paint.

Each contestant does an MS paint drawing of our battle and the best painting wins!
The best nude of Kathy Bates wins!
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I propose Canoworms and I settle this tie breaker with microsoft paint.

Each contestant does an MS paint drawing of our battle and the best painting wins!
This idea intrigues me. If Rainman approves you guys should draw Fisty Mctat vacationing on Isla Nublar
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Old 07-12-2018, 03:04 PM   #160
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Disappointing me. A mod can confirm it too, can't they see deleted messages?

I should't lose on a tie (even though it's not REALLY a tie). There should be a sudden death challenge.
it wasnt actually deleted. therefore i cant see what it said. he edited the post too quickly.
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it wasnt actually deleted. therefore i cant see what it said. he edited the post too quickly.
Canoworms clearly got to him.
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This is madness!

Detox & Can make eye contact on the beach during the initial charge, listen to the waves crash, and take turns shooting each other with the Quaalude Pellets while watching the sun set.

The first ChiefsPlanet Gladiator Love Story.

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Old 07-12-2018, 03:32 PM   #163
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Before I sing like Astrud Gilberto, I need a correct answer in MS Paint:

Would boinking Kathy Bates on Isla Nublar be more enjoyable after PMII pees in your pants and how many hours would you sleep that night after confessing to Dane McCloud?

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Here I am, oxi.

Before I sing like Astrud Gilberto, I need a correct answer in MS Paint:

Would boinking Kathy Bates on Isla Nublar be more enjoyable after PMII pees in your pants and how many hours would you sleep that night after confessing to Dane McCloud?

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