Science ****Official Ocelot Thread**** - Page 5

Sorter · 04-03-2013, 08:06 PM

Ocelots are awesome. Feel free to post your opinions, pics, gifs, and thoughts about ocelots. Not limited to just ocelots; all jungle cats are welcome.

Ocelots rule because

They paint

They like fans

They won't murder the shit out of you if they have a leash on

They enjoy fishing. Wonderful fishing companions.

Enjoy these fox eared assholes!!

Mother****erJones · 04-04-2013, 11:51 AM

How big do ocelots get?

B14ckmon · 04-04-2013, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ponderception

B14ckmon, you've been on super ignore for a few months. I can't and have no desire to read your trolling. All I can see is when you bump this thread.

Translation: Your wife left you for worshiping an ugly emo girl on youtube.

Sorter · 04-04-2013, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life

How big do ocelots get?

28-35 inches
24-35lbs.

Sorter · 04-04-2013, 11:54 AM

That diagram is a fairly large one though.

**Rain Man** · 04-04-2013, 11:54 AM

Look at those little spots! And tufted ears!

Sfeihc · 04-04-2013, 11:54 AM

I feel like they wrote this song for you.

Phish - Ocelot

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
Morning is over
and noon slouches on

Your stripes could all fade
in the poisonous day
When you see the sunlight
move out of the way

You prance with the beasts
who parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest by light
Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the herd
and float with the flock

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where are you now?
You never listen to me anyhow
You wandered and ambled
you walked, now you run
Knowing you’ll bake
like a snake in the sun
You prance with the beasts
you parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest twilight

Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the heard
and float with the flock

You prance with the beasts
you parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest twilight

Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the heard
and float with the flock

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)

Mother****erJones · 04-04-2013, 11:55 AM

Me personally have always wanted a monkey as a pet

frankotank · 04-04-2013, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life

Me personally have always wanted a monkey as a pet

you don't get enough shit thrown at you on CP!?!?!

Sorter · 04-04-2013, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sfeihc

I feel like they wrote this song for you.

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)

Mother****erJones · 04-04-2013, 12:00 PM

The baboon in ace Ventura was cool as ****

**Rain Man** · 04-04-2013, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtchiefs4life

Me personally have always wanted a monkey as a pet

I like your idea of talking like Tarzan to attract them.

Me also want monkey.

Sorter · 04-04-2013, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I like your idea of talking like Tarzan to attract them.

Me also want monkey.

Mother****erJones · 04-04-2013, 12:06 PM

Me want monkey!

DJ's left nut · 04-05-2013, 11:13 AM

I have a concern.

As we all know, Ocelots are fox-eared assholes. Now - what if you took an ocelot and it wasn't fox-eared? Would it then cease to be an asshole?

If so - may I present for the groups consideration, the Margay:

It also eats grass and appears to have an appropriate amount of batshit crazy to it. It just might not be, and let me stress might not be, an asshole.

I would hate to detract from the noble ocelot, but some of us already live with assholes or have spouses that live with an asshole and are therefore not inclined to add another one. They may want to consider the Margay.

**Rausch** · 04-05-2013, 11:15 AM

Big Daddy just smiled because there arose a more ignorant pet owner than those of the Pitt Bull...

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Sfeihc It's All Good Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $10010133	I feel like they wrote this song for you. Phish - Ocelot Ocelot! Ocelot! Where have you gone? Morning is over and noon slouches on Your stripes could all fade in the poisonous day When you see the sunlight move out of the way You prance with the beasts who parade every night And silently slouch through the forest by light Don’t be the only one left on the block Come hide in the herd and float with the flock Ocelot! Ocelot! Where are you now? You never listen to me anyhow You wandered and ambled you walked, now you run Knowing you’ll bake like a snake in the sun You prance with the beasts you parade every night And silently slouch through the forest twilight Don’t be the only one left on the block Come hide in the heard and float with the flock You prance with the beasts you parade every night And silently slouch through the forest twilight Don’t be the only one left on the block Come hide in the heard and float with the flock Ocelot! Ocelot! Where have you gone? (Won’t you come out to play?) Ocelot! Ocelot! Where have you gone? (Won’t you come out to play?) Ocelot! Ocelot! Where have you gone? (Won’t you come out to play?)
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DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $3089099	I have a concern. As we all know, Ocelots are fox-eared assholes. Now - what if you took an ocelot and it wasn't fox-eared? Would it then cease to be an asshole? If so - may I present for the groups consideration, the Margay: It also eats grass and appears to have an appropriate amount of batshit crazy to it. It just might not be, and let me stress might not be, an asshole. I would hate to detract from the noble ocelot, but some of us already live with assholes or have spouses that live with an asshole and are therefore not inclined to add another one. They may want to consider the Margay. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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