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Old 09-12-2016, 03:13 PM  
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Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.

Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you:

Gender: (Male or Female)
Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Nation of Future Birth
Region of Future Birth
Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it)

All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents.

Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it.

So sign up below and we'll do the first three today.


Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.
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Old 09-25-2016, 09:47 PM   #301
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With my wealth, above average intelligence and stunning appearance I will become a famous indian cooking show host. The curried version of Giada De Laurentiis.
The Pakistanis and Indians aren't exactly on the best of terms... though you may be able to move to Britain.
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Old 09-25-2016, 11:10 PM   #302
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Old 09-26-2016, 12:13 AM   #303
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Wow, Rain Man, you really got poked in hind quarters. I do see electrical lines running in the background though so I guess you have that going for you. Sicilia and poor is looking pretty good.
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Old 09-26-2016, 08:11 AM   #304
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Let's just address the obvious here. Every tribeswoman in the region looks at you and sighs. And not only that, but you've got game. You're smart enough to hold a good conversation, but not so smart that you'll be avoiding the bars every weekend. You are scoring constantly with the top chicks in Kabinda and for that matter the whole Lomami province when you can hitch a ride to other villages.

The downside is that you probably only own one shirt, and it says, "Kansas City Chiefs, 1997 Super Bowl Champions", but that's not going to stop you. Sadly, though, you spend more time letting women fondle you than you do improving your station in life, so you're kind of stagnant, living on a cot in the back area of an open-air fruit store on this street:

I suspect I have a lot of "sleep overs" and really just let women take care of me. I am also very proud that the Chiefs won their big match in 1997 and sent me a shirt. Good for them.
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Old 09-26-2016, 01:53 PM   #305
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I think it's safe to say I'm dead (again) by now, so can I be re-reincarnated?
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Old 09-26-2016, 06:24 PM   #306
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Okay. Let's assume that your mother in law killed you because you were in the wrong caste. You go back into the cosmic either, and re-emerge as...

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Intelligence 31
Appearance 22
Wealth 5
Nation Madagascar
Region Vakinankaratra
Population 1,803,307

Man, you just can't catch a break economically. How does this compare to your first life? You're at least almost in the mainstream of intelligence, but you're one step above begging. You live on this street, and maybe you're actually just couch surfing.

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Old 09-26-2016, 11:26 PM   #307
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Region Vakinankaratra
Population 1,803,307

Man, you just can't catch a break economically. How does this compare to your first life? You're at least almost in the mainstream of intelligence, but you're one step above begging. You live on this street, and maybe you're actually just couch surfing.

Oof.
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Old 09-27-2016, 09:32 AM   #308
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Old 09-27-2016, 09:42 AM   #309
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Region Vakinankaratra
Population 1,803,307

Man, you just can't catch a break economically. How does this compare to your first life? You're at least almost in the mainstream of intelligence, but you're one step above begging. You live on this street, and maybe you're actually just couch surfing.

I'm uglier, MUCH poorer, but smarter. I think I'd prefer Madagascar to India. Maybe I'll be working in the fields like this:

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Old 10-07-2016, 11:54 PM   #310
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I am sure my reincarnated self ran off a balcony chasing a bird or butterfly. Might wants to see what the next life brings me.
Missed your second next life. Here you go:

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Population 33,692,000

Oh, excellent. I hear that Ethiopia has mild winters.

You'll live here:

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Old 10-08-2016, 01:28 AM   #311
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Okay. Let's assume that your mother in law killed you because you were in the wrong caste. You go back into the cosmic either, and re-emerge as...

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Intelligence 31
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Nation Madagascar
Region Vakinankaratra
Population 1,803,307

Man, you just can't catch a break economically. How does this compare to your first life? You're at least almost in the mainstream of intelligence, but you're one step above begging. You live on this street, and maybe you're actually just couch surfing.


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Old 10-08-2016, 07:26 AM   #312
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Missed your second next life. Here you go:

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Population 33,692,000

Oh, excellent. I hear that Ethiopia has mild winters.

You'll live here:

Of all the places in East Africa, Ethiopia is the most stable still so at least I got that going for me. Still can't win on the intelligence though. I guess I am the really dumb wife of a poor coffee farmer.
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Old 10-08-2016, 03:13 PM   #313
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Stumppy's road to reincarnation involves good genes and a bad situation.

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Abdi is part of the Ouaddai region of Chad, in the southeast part of the country adjacent to the Darfur region of Sudan. I suspect that you'll use your intelligence to avoid the military and learn about scavenging.

Bad news. I was killed in an accident involving my donkey a landmine and the illegal ivory trade. May I have another life please ?
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Old 10-08-2016, 08:25 PM   #314
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Bad news. I was killed in an accident involving my donkey a landmine and the illegal ivory trade. May I have another life please ?
Yeah, I figure you won't make it too long even if you're smart. How about a new and moderately successful life making IRS scam calls to the United States?

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Wealth 69
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Region Pune
Population 9,429,408

You'll likely live in an apartment in this neighborhood until you eventually get arrested.

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Old 10-09-2016, 05:16 PM   #315
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Yeah, I figure you won't make it too long even if you're smart. How about a new and moderately successful life making IRS scam calls to the United States?

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Region Pune
Population 9,429,408

You'll likely live in an apartment in this neighborhood until you eventually get arrested.

Just go to the store and buy the itunes cards before you get arrested.

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