little story about a cp member

[seclark]

****in hootie...dude comes through big time for me this weekend.

wife decides last minute to run the marathon in central il. all hotels are booked. i remember hootie saying something about working at a motel in the same city. so, i send him a pm, not really expecting much.

dude sets us up w/a suite just a few miles from the marathon. gives us a discount, great service, etc. i can't thank him enough.

never tried to rape the wife...the soap in the shower was still rapped...even had special shit out for the runners in the morning before the race.

i know we(myself included) like to give certain posters shit, but i gotta give him credit and thanks. again, i appreciate it hootie!

oh yeah...wife came in 2nd and is out shopping. i'm drinking beer and reading bullshit off of this place, laughing at dumbasses. heading home tomorrow.

just goes to show, you never can tell.
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[Hootie]

my pleasure man! It was really nothing. I knew I was holding on to a room for a good reason!

I'll always help out a CP legend! In fact, I'd hook anyone up except for the following users:

(Will report back with a full list in 3-5 hours. It will take a while.)

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by seclark

wtf kinda tag is this?
"hootie peed on seclark"
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It means that, though your soap was wrapped, one notorious member (pun intended) splashed you with liquid.

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by seclark

wtf kinda tag is this?
"hootie peed on seclark"
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Didn't want that story to get out, huh? It's OK - we won't judge.

[Hootie]

just don't tell any of these creeps where I work...last thing I need is Setsuna showing up with a suitcase and trying to have me wingman him so he can finally lose his virginity after all of these years

[MTG#10]

Always liked Hootie, never understood all the hate. Props man.

[Fritz88]

Nice.
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[Hootie]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Always liked Hootie, never understood all the hate. Props man.

It's warranted...sometimes.

However the recent hate regarding my correct and rational baseball opinions is ridiculous.

[gblowfish]

Hootie, way to ruin your reputation.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

just don't tell any of these creeps where I work...last thing I need is Setsuna showing up with a suitcase and trying to have me wingman him so he can finally lose his virginity after all of these years

secret's safe w/me. by the way, i lost 2 quarters in this vibrating bed.
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[DeezNutz]

Clever ploy to get Hootie up to the room before the wife returns. We won't tell.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Hootie, way to ruin your reputation.

you haven't made the list

call me up sometime and I'll get you the Uncle Hootie special as well

[Hootie]

you guys really think I'd have a job at a place that didn't have a never ending supply of baby oil and assorted hand lotions?

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

you haven't made the list

call me up sometime and I'll get you the Uncle Hootie special as well

I don't even want to know.

[Hootie]

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by seclark

wtf kinda tag is this?
"hootie peed on seclark"
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Looks like someone offered some clarification.

that was not pee.,