****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by Reaper16

They were in range for him on that drive before a false start penalty. Lots of costly penalties for Mizzou that game.

Good point. I didn't remember exactly what happened, but I remember telling the friend that I was watching with that there was a good chance he was going to miss that one and that they should probably punt instead.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Blow me.

If that loss wasn't an absolute gut punch for you, you're the shitty fan.

That's the most devastating loss I've ever been a part of as a sports fan. Oh, and we had some serious recruits in town for it, including a nice LB recruit that came when he cancelled his visit to Oregon when Gameday was in town.

The loss was simply the epitome of Mizzou fandome. It distilled what being a Mizzou fan is to it's most pure form - 1 single quarter of absolute skull-****ery, a glimmer of hope, then !@#$ing conversion on 4th and 15 and a missed FG after having 1st and goal from the 8 to win it.

Honestly, just running the replay through my head again and I'm still stunned by it.

No, I'm going to have to repeat myself - **** any Mizzou fan that's criticizing other Mizzou fans for being apoplectic over that loss. If you love your program, that loss should've absolutely rocked you to the core.

The loss to Oklahoma in the 2007 B12 Championship Game after being tied at halftime hurt more from my pov. A national championship game was on the line then. Yesterday's game was for an inside track for a conference championship game appearance. I'm not saying you're wrong to feel what you feel, but just that I'm more right.

I'm glad the Chiefs won yesterday though. It helped take the sting away.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Blow me.

If that loss wasn't an absolute gut punch for you, you're the shitty fan.

That's the most devastating loss I've ever been a part of as a sports fan. Oh, and we had some serious recruits in town for it, including a nice LB recruit that came when he cancelled his visit to Oregon when Gameday was in town.

The loss was simply the epitome of Mizzou fandome. It distilled what being a Mizzou fan is to it's most pure form - 1 single quarter of absolute skull-****ery, a glimmer of hope, then !@#$ing conversion on 4th and 15 and a missed FG after having 1st and goal from the 8 to win it.

Honestly, just running the replay through my head again and I'm still stunned by it.

No, I'm going to have to repeat myself - **** any Mizzou fan that's criticizing other Mizzou fans for being apoplectic over that loss. If you love your program, that loss should've absolutely rocked you to the core.

Games like that are the reason there are so many negative nancy Mizzou fans. It's the feeling of knowing things will always be this way no matter what. You can never get excited if you're a mizzou fan, ever.

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

I was at home and couldn't even talk to another living being. It wasn't exactly anger, but I was incapable of having civil discourse with anyone for about 30 minutes following the game.

Wasn't even mad. As soon as I saw Connor Shaw warming up, I knew they were ****ed.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Wasn't even mad. As soon as I saw Connor Shaw warming up, I knew they were ****ed.

I don't really disagree. In the game thread I stated that points were essential on the last offensive series before Shaw entered because I think Spurrier might have waved the white flag at that point.

Regardless, I exhaled at 4th and 15. That's how ****ing stupid I was. For some unknown reason, I really thought Lucy was going to hold the ball this time.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

I was at home and couldn't even talk to another living being. It wasn't exactly anger, but I was incapable of having civil discourse with anyone for about 30 minutes following the game.

Same here, except it was about 30 hours, not 30 minutes.

That game was just a God****. God looked down at us, laughed His mighty laugh, and hit the smite button.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by frazod

Same here, except it was about 30 hours, not 30 minutes.

That game was just a God****. God looked down at us, laughed His mighty laugh, and hit the smite button.

My wife headed up to bed, baffled and disgusted by me. When I uttered, "Because Mizzou," it didn't register with her.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by frazod

Same here, except it was about 30 hours, not 30 minutes.

That game was just a God****. God looked down at us, laughed His mighty laugh, and hit the smite button.

He sure did.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

My wife headed up to bed, baffled and disgusted by me. When I uttered, "Because Mizzou," it didn't register with her.

I've found that you can't talk internet lingo with the wife. No memes for momma.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

My wife headed up to bed, baffled and disgusted by me. When I uttered, "Because Mizzou," it didn't register with her.

My wife was in a bitchy mood that night, too. It wasn't a happy evening in casa frazod.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by patteeu

I've found that you can't talk internet lingo with the wife. No memes for momma.

Nah - he failed in the delivery.

"Because........mizzou." {sigh}

She'd have understood then.

[siberian khatru]

When that game ended, my son and wife cleared the room quickly. I was a rat bastard.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

When that game ended, my son and wife cleared the room quickly. I was a rat bastard.

It was too brutal for me to be my normal, prickish self.

I just couldn't find the energy.

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Blow me.

If that loss wasn't an absolute gut punch for you, you're the shitty fan.

That's the most devastating loss I've ever been a part of as a sports fan. Oh, and we had some serious recruits in town for it, including a nice LB recruit that came when he cancelled his visit to Oregon when Gameday was in town.

The loss was simply the epitome of Mizzou fandome. It distilled what being a Mizzou fan is to it's most pure form - 1 single quarter of absolute skull-****ery, a glimmer of hope, then !@#$ing conversion on 4th and 15 and a missed FG after having 1st and goal from the 8 to win it.

Honestly, just running the replay through my head again and I'm still stunned by it.

No, I'm going to have to repeat myself - **** any Mizzou fan that's criticizing other Mizzou fans for being apoplectic over that loss. If you love your program, that loss should've absolutely rocked you to the core.

You people have issues.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

You people have issues.

Go jerk off to a time lapse of some Ethiopian kid with rickets dribbling a goat's head.