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Old 09-25-2005, 09:00 AM  
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Clean jokes can be funny too!

Or at least good for a chuckle. Here's something completely different (for this BB). This thread is dedicated to ONLY CLEAN JOKES. Please post any clean joke that you find funny or at least amusing. We will not call you "dorks." Not in this thread. Let's see what you've got,... and share them.

Don't worry about repeat jokes. Nobody has time to check all posts.

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Old 04-03-2009, 04:22 PM   #616
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Did the clean jokes thread disappear?
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:23 PM   #617
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:29 PM   #618
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I've got a ton of funny emails and i thought some people here might enjoy them also. Not really sure why i've never really posted much b4. but i guess i'm just making up for lost time or somthing. Idk. If you want me to stop just say so. I've always been more of like you said a lurker b4. Well I visit this site often enought throughout the day everyday so i guess i finally decided what the hell. might as well start posting and interacting with fellow planet members instead of just lurking like a stalker. don't know why it took me so long to take this approach though.
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:32 PM   #619
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I've got a ton of funny emails and i thought some people here might enjoy them also. Not really sure why i've never really posted much b4. but i guess i'm just making up for lost time or somthing. Idk. If you want me to stop just say so. I've always been more of like you said a lurker b4. Well I visit this site often enought throughout the day everyday so i guess i finally decided what the hell. might as well start posting and interacting with fellow planet members instead of just lurking like a stalker. don't know why it took me so long to take this approach though.
b4? Are you texting?
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:32 PM   #620
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am i supposed to post all this funny stuff in this clean jokes thread? cuz some of these jokes have had a little bit of language so they're not entireley clean.
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:32 PM   #621
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I've got a ton of funny emails and i thought some people here might enjoy them also. Not really sure why i've never really posted much b4. but i guess i'm just making up for lost time or somthing. Idk. If you want me to stop just say so. I've always been more of like you said a lurker b4. Well I visit this site often enought throughout the day everyday so i guess i finally decided what the hell. might as well start posting and interacting with fellow planet members instead of just lurking like a stalker. don't know why it took me so long to take this approach though.
Na, glad you're posting, and feel free to go nuts with the jokes. However, people tend to prefer your standard everyday jokes go in this thread rather than in separate threads all over the lounge. It keeps things cleaner that way.
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:33 PM   #622
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not texting. but whenever i'm posting in any kind of forum i like to abbreviate and shorten how much i type when i can. just helps to type faster is all.
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:34 PM   #623
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I feel ya. Will do. I guess it will help it stay more organized this way instead of a billion different funny joke threads.
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:29 PM   #624
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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms, the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash," they're all in the pool


The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly, but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.


Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue his opponent.


He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, whereupon the head starts coughing and spluttering.


Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my frickin' ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some idiot puts a swimming cap on me!"
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:42 PM   #625
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beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat
right beside his.. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of
all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck..."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really
be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:43 PM   #626
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'

The father responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son..........

'Boy..................go gitcha Momma..............'
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Old 04-23-2009, 10:57 AM   #627
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The Lone Ranger's Last Request

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ....

"In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"

"What is your FIRST request ???'

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",

"But I will still kill you in two days."

"What is your SECOND request ???"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"

"But I will still kill you tomorrow."

"What is your LAST request ???"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
Looks him square in the eye and says, Listen Very Carefully !!!!
FOR.... THE... LAST.... TIME...I SAID .....


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Old 04-26-2009, 09:52 AM   #629
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A cruise ship sank and only three people were able to swim to the nearest island they were Bob, Tom, and Debbie. The island was deserted and be stuck there over time natures urges took over and the three of them began having sex. As time passed Debbie began to feel terrible about having sex with two men she did not love and she took her life. This was very tragic for Bob and Tom but after time natures urges once again took over. After awhile Bob and Tom felt terrible about what they were doing so.......








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Old 04-26-2009, 09:59 AM   #630
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ....

"In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"

"What is your FIRST request ???'

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",

"But I will still kill you in two days."

"What is your SECOND request ???"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"

"But I will still kill you tomorrow."

"What is your LAST request ???"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
Looks him square in the eye and says, Listen Very Carefully !!!!
FOR.... THE... LAST.... TIME...I SAID .....


"BRING POSSE"
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