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Old 02-14-2013, 01:07 AM  
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Late Night Bullshit: Leon Sandcastle jokes aren't funny
When I first saw that Super Bowl commercial it got one chuckle out of me. Two at the max. And that's mostly because I was laughing that they included the Chiefs in a Super Bowl commercial.

The joke has no premise and doesn't make any sense.

1. Deion Sanders is older than Methuselah. How the **** is he running that fast in the commercials?

2. A draft prospect from unknown origins who wows scouts at the combine usually only gets him considered in the middle rounds. #1 overall?

3. When was the last CB taken #1 overall? With rookie Deion Sanders' physical abilities or otherwise? Let alone a 73-year old Deion Sanders, which is what teams would be getting in this Leon Sandcastle scenario.

The humor of it all is a play on Deion's name. That's it. That's the entire joke's premise. Leon Sandcastle. Ha. Funny for a commercial, sure.

Since then it's been joked about in all media forms, especially in KC circles. TV, radio, internet. BJ Kissel actually did a deadpan preview on Leon Sandcastle in his SB Nation video. What the ****, BJ? You're better than this, dude.

It's been a number of days since the Super Bowl. Leon Sandcastle jokes haven't died down, but they stopped being funny a long time ago. This is the kind of brainless diarrhea that gets passed as mainstream humor in American society today. People who think Leon Sandcastle jokes are still funny are responsible for Two Broke Girls and Seth MacFarlane's 86th cartoon spinoff on TV. Keep chuckling at this garbage like a bunch of shit-chucking apes and it's Idiocracy before you ****ing know it.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:40 AM   #16
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youre taking that commercial way too seriously.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:51 AM   #17
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Who gives a crap? It was funny then and still funny now.
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Spot on. It was reeruned then and now.
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Old 02-14-2013, 06:56 AM   #20
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:11 AM   #21
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Old 02-14-2013, 07:58 AM   #22
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Idk, I see it everywhere still.
Other than the Dorsey interview, which I actually watched here on this board, THIS THREAD is the only mentioned of Leon Sandcastle I've heard/seen in almost 2 weeks...
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It sounds like SNR is afraid that the Chiefs might actually draft Leon Sandcastle instead of Geno Smith. Drafting someone other than Geno Smith is no laughing matter; the makers of that commercial are true fans, blah, blah, blah....
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It sounds like SNR is afraid that the Chiefs might actually draft Leon Sandcastle instead of Geno Smith. Drafting someone other than Geno Smith is no laughing matter; the makers of that commercial are true fans, blah, blah, blah....
Yep, you've got it pegged. So smart.
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It sounds like SNR is afraid that the Chiefs might actually draft Leon Sandcastle instead of Geno Smith. Drafting someone other than Geno Smith is no laughing matter; the makers of that commercial are true fans, blah, blah, blah....
You didn't read my post, did you?

How old is Deion Sanders? There's no way any scout would be impressed by a dude in his mid 40s doing combine drills, especially after that guy has taken a pounding in a long NFL career
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it was cute, flattering for a moment. but ya, lame. it's as if they needed a talking point for the team that is going to talked upon because of the 31 pick, and they are using it too -- the dorsey interview. lame though.
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