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Old 08-15-2018, 11:40 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 15 - rockymtnchief versus Why Not?

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - The summit of Mount Everest, with no supplemental oxygen
Starting Distance - 12 feet

rockymtnchief

Main Weapon - Battle Axe
Backup Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - Former Denver Bronco Tom Nalen will dive at the side of your knee if it looks like you're about to make a kill shot, and he'll then run off.

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Main Weapon - Indian razorwhip (Urumi)
Backup Weapon - Bo Staff

Prep Time - 7 Minutes
Special Factors - None
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Old 08-15-2018, 07:35 PM   #16
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rockymtnchief won my vote when he said that he would attack Tom Nalen first.
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Old 08-15-2018, 07:56 PM   #17
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rockymtnchief won my vote when he said that he would attack Tom Nalen first.
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Old 08-15-2018, 08:50 PM   #18
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Plus how old is Nalen 60? There is no way he survives the altitude to make a difference.
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Old 08-15-2018, 09:02 PM   #19
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You guys are missing a key piece. When he attacks Nalen, I go for the kill
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Old 08-15-2018, 09:18 PM   #20
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You guys are missing a key piece. When he attacks Nalen, I go for the kill
Again, I don't know if you're a flatlander. If so, your 7 minutes of prep time could send you into high altitude cerebral edema or high altitude pulmonary edema before you even start. And packing a 15" penii just puts more stress on your lungs and heart.
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Old 08-15-2018, 09:26 PM   #21
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Again, I don't know if you're a flatlander. If so, your 7 minutes of prep time could send you into high altitude cerebral edema or high altitude pulmonary edema before you even start. And packing a 15" penii just puts more stress on your lungs and heart.
Hahaha.
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Old 08-15-2018, 10:33 PM   #22
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I'd drop the whip and use the staff to push him off the mountain as he stumbles trying to swing the axe. Tom Nalen can probably sit this one out, the son of a bitch.

Feel free to leave him up there with rockymtnchief's corpse.
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Thanks, brother!


I have had to work at over 14,000' before and had little trouble. If Why Not is a flatlander, I got him...right after I cut the head off the donkey. (Nalen)

I've seen my Georgia friends get light headed just walking at 11,000'. Altitude is a bitch.
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Again, I don't know if you're a flatlander. If so, your 7 minutes of prep time could send you into high altitude cerebral edema or high altitude pulmonary edema before you even start. And packing a 15" penii just puts more stress on your lungs and heart.
Well damn. Glad I held off on voting. As Rainman said, you really iced it with the promise to kill Nalen.
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Old 08-15-2018, 10:35 PM   #23
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**** it. I choose to jump off Mt Everest and kill myself.
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Old 08-16-2018, 07:05 AM   #24
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**** it. I choose to jump off Mt Everest and kill myself.
Unless of course, I win the vote, in which case I use my whip to latch on to a fat Sherpa and pull myself back up
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Old 08-20-2018, 09:28 AM   #25
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Despite his lack of confidence and his low-altitude stamina, Why Not? takes advantage of rockymtnchief's shredded ACL and finishes him off in the Death Zone of Everest. Why Not? moves to Round 3.
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Old 08-20-2018, 10:03 AM   #26
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Despite his lack of confidence and his low-altitude staminy, Why Not? takes advantage of rockymtnchief's shredded ACL and finishes him off in the Death Zone of Everest. Why Not? moves to Round 3.
Haha. I will never doubt myself again!
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