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Give it away on Craigslist and let some meth head case your house. | 5 | 12.82% | |
Figure out how to get it into my truck, take it to the hills and blow it up with tannerite. | 12 | 30.77% | |
Wait until tonight and roll it over to the neighbor's yard when they are sleeping. | 5 | 12.82% | |
Beat it into small pieces with a sledge hammer. | 5 | 12.82% | |
I have another Idea posted below. | 12 | 30.77% | |
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10-11-2014, 05:56 PM | #46 | |
It was not a fair catch
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If you got the new one from BB, they should take the old one.
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A sign that says free keeps the crooks away. Not as much fun. Put it in the front yard with a sign that says $150. Then someone will steal it. Works every time
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10-11-2014, 06:00 PM | #47 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Amazon Prime, trucker "Melvin" delivered it yesterday.
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10-11-2014, 06:39 PM | #48 |
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Rig it up to a car battery(s) with a power inverter, put the entire assembly on a floating platform, drive it out to a lake and set it afloat on full blast, shoot at it until it blows up.
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10-11-2014, 06:48 PM | #49 |
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Donate it to a local charity / Salvation Army type place that will write you a receipt for a higher value than you could ever get. They will pick up and at tax time you will clean up
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10-11-2014, 06:53 PM | #50 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Yeah I'm already maxed out for yearly tax donation limit. I donate a lot of stuff to the Salvation Army every year. It's a good outfit and my charity of choice
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10-11-2014, 07:13 PM | #51 |
I like Pie!
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Put it on casters and roll it out when you want to drink a beer on the back deck?
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10-11-2014, 07:16 PM | #52 |
Will KC ever be better?
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I didn't see a "bury it in a pile of leaves out in the street" option
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10-11-2014, 07:18 PM | #53 |
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After reading closer the actual TV model. I have the same TV
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10-11-2014, 07:24 PM | #54 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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The beast has wheels and at one point in time I was thinking about rolling it out to the man cave and running a satellite cable out there but at this point I have too much crap out there. This thing is a space vortex to say the least and if I were to do that, it would likely mean I would have to get rid of one of my two beer refrigerators out there and we certainly can't have that.
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10-11-2014, 07:30 PM | #55 | |
I like Pie!
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10-11-2014, 07:31 PM | #56 |
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Au contraire Pastor see post 29.
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10-11-2014, 07:34 PM | #57 |
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Oh it would be easy, I just have to talk my wife into parking on the street. I need a good pitch for that!
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10-11-2014, 07:37 PM | #58 |
Will KC ever be better?
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Wonder how many here understand "the leaf pile" LOL
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10-11-2014, 07:39 PM | #59 |
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A this point I would guess about 2%. It's great to have you back in the house BTW.
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10-11-2014, 07:40 PM | #60 |
Dumbass!
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Who are you again?
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