Poop Am I friend zoned? - Page 3

**Bufkin** · 07-24-2014, 11:44 AM

So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

God bless,

Eric # 72.

Discuss Thrower · 07-24-2014, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric Fisher

This thread has been a day ruiner.

Your choice to be a fan.

Mr. Laz · 07-24-2014, 12:29 PM

If you are asking then it's already too late

Hi FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlota69 · 07-24-2014, 12:35 PM

Why dont you just tell her you are going to the casino by her house and ask if she wants to meet you for dinner? If she says yes, and meets you then you can figure it out from there. if she says no, then you have your answer.

**ptlyon** · 07-24-2014, 12:37 PM

I agree with the others. You are probably considered a friend at this point.

To see if it will go anywhere then you need your green friend of jealousy.

Take a selfie of you and another chick and post it on FB. Don't be quick to reply to anything she sends. Play it cool. It will either be game on or not a concern anymore from that point forward.

Discuss Thrower · 07-24-2014, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlota69

Why dont you just tell her you are going to the casino by her house and ask if she wants to meet you for dinner? If she says yes, and meets you then you can figure it out from there. if she says no, then you have your answer.

Red Oak is wayyyyyyyyyy too expensive for a first date.

Titty Meat · 07-24-2014, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlota69

Why dont you just tell her you are going to the casino by her house and ask if she wants to meet you for dinner? If she says yes, and meets you then you can figure it out from there. if she says no, then you have your answer.

Are you and Travis Kelce gonna smash or nah?

**Dave Lane** · 07-24-2014, 12:41 PM

Take her to go drinking / dancing. If that doesn't elicit a positive response then yeah you are friend zoned. But way more often than not she's waiting for you to make a move. If you wait to long she'll friend zone you for sure.

Big Poppa Payne · 07-24-2014, 12:42 PM

I'm telling you, send a real tasteful dick pic. Something classy with maybe some flowers and candy in the pic with your dick or maybe a sunset in the background. No balls though, just the dick itself. Women love that stuff.

Dayze · 07-24-2014, 12:49 PM

slip it in her butt; if she pushes back against the peen, then you're out of the friend zone.

Dayze · 07-24-2014, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by npayne1978

I'm telling you, send a real tasteful dick pic. Something classy with maybe some flowers and candy in the pic with your dick or maybe a sunset in the background. No balls though, just the dick itself. Women love that stuff.

yep. no balls in the pic. That's just proper etiquete at this point in the game.

eDave · 07-24-2014, 12:50 PM

Sounds like ****ing high school up in here. FFS, ask her out. You are Eric ****ing Fisher.

ThaVirus · 07-24-2014, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by npayne1978

I'm telling you, send a real tasteful dick pic. Something classy with maybe some flowers and candy in the pic with your dick or maybe a sunset in the background. No balls though, just the dick itself. Women love that stuff.

Great advice.

To take it a step further, it's gotta be totally random. I'm talking when she's at her mon's visiting, baking a cake. She whips out her phone and *BAM*........ dick all in her grill.

**Bufkin** · 07-24-2014, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave

Sounds like ****ing high school up in here. FFS, ask her out. You are Eric ****ing Fisher.

Isn't being Eric ****ing Fisher even more reason to wait 6 months, write her a poem expressing my love for her, and finding out she's a rug muncher?

Dayze · 07-24-2014, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave

Sounds like ****ing high school up in here. FFS, ask her out. You are Eric ****ing Fisher.

WhiteWhale · 07-24-2014, 01:15 PM

Friend zone is a myth.

Any woman worth your time will be a friend before she's a piece of ass.

Most of the idiots I know who claim to be 'friend zoned' are just too stupid to notice that the girl is actually into them.

07-24-2014, 11:44 AM
Bufkin Just here for the Royals Join Date: Jul 2014 Casino cash: $10029260	Am I friend zoned? So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all). Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog". So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell). And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice. God bless, Eric # 72.
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07-24-2014, 12:29 PM	#32
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	If you are asking then it's already too late Hi FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________
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07-24-2014, 12:35 PM	#33
Carlota69 MVP Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Las Vegas Casino cash: $9925282	Why dont you just tell her you are going to the casino by her house and ask if she wants to meet you for dinner? If she says yes, and meets you then you can figure it out from there. if she says no, then you have your answer. __________________ Women want someone who can make them laugh and protect them. So basically a Clown Ninja.
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07-24-2014, 12:37 PM	#34
ptlyon Bono & Grbac wasn't enough Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sioux City, IA Casino cash: $13153829	I agree with the others. You are probably considered a friend at this point. To see if it will go anywhere then you need your green friend of jealousy. Take a selfie of you and another chick and post it on FB. Don't be quick to reply to anything she sends. Play it cool. It will either be game on or not a concern anymore from that point forward. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Advertise here: $19.99 a month
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07-24-2014, 12:41 PM	#37
Dave Lane Space Cadet and Aczabel Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kanab, UT, USA Casino cash: $9333275 VARSITY	Take her to go drinking / dancing. If that doesn't elicit a positive response then yeah you are friend zoned. But way more often than not she's waiting for you to make a move. If you wait to long she'll friend zone you for sure. __________________ Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
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07-24-2014, 12:42 PM	#38
Big Poppa Payne Escalades Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Lee's Summit, MO Casino cash: $10012188	I'm telling you, send a real tasteful dick pic. Something classy with maybe some flowers and candy in the pic with your dick or maybe a sunset in the background. No balls though, just the dick itself. Women love that stuff.
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07-24-2014, 12:49 PM	#39
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5219358	slip it in her butt; if she pushes back against the peen, then you're out of the friend zone. __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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07-24-2014, 12:50 PM	#41
eDave Banned Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $9998560	Sounds like **ing high school up in here. FFS, ask her out. You are Eric **ing Fisher.
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07-24-2014, 01:15 PM	#45
WhiteWhale Bring it on Ahab! Join Date: May 2011 Location: Doo-Dah Casino cash: $10015152	Friend zone is a myth. Any woman worth your time will be a friend before she's a piece of ass. Most of the idiots I know who claim to be 'friend zoned' are just too stupid to notice that the girl is actually into them.
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