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Old 11-13-2015, 05:50 AM  
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:17 AM   #31
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It's obvious who drives all day for a living in this thread and who doesn't.
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:17 AM   #32
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Bullshit. You're supposed to. At least that's what every driving school in MO teaches. If the light turns red while you're waiting you have the right of way to finish your turn.
You do not. There is a long long line of auto vs auto liability claims, arbitration cases, and court cases that disagree with you. Usually, it is shared liability in these instances, but most of the time the person making the left turn on the red light is the majority fault. It can depend on the situation, but by far and large that is how it works. If they are making the left turn on the expiring yellow light they are almost solely at fault. You are mistaken. If driving schools are teaching it this way, they are wrong plain and simple.
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:17 AM   #33
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+1. Excellent job.

Now I do agree, people going under the speed limit, not passing anyone, have no real reason to be in the left lane. But the guy going ten over in the left lane is really a bigger asshole than the guy going 20 over, honking at you, riding your bumper 10 inches away? Which one do you think causes the most accidents and deaths every year?
The guy texting.
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:19 AM   #34
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If someone is going 70 mph in the right lane, and I'm going 72 mph. It's going to take me a while to pass them, you know.
2mph is over 10,000 feet in an hour, or 88 feet every 30 seconds... so, no, that wouldn't take long.
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:19 AM   #35
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Yes. If the speed limit is 65 mph, and I'm in the left lane going 72 mph. There is technically no reason you ever should need to pass me. In fact, you would be breaking the law by doing so. When I approach someone going slower than me in the left lane, you know what I do? I just pass them in the right lane, and I don't think anything of it. And my day goes on just fine. When I'm in the city driving in the left lane, I usually, you know, live over there and am expecting a left turn up ahead soon.

Usually when I'm in the left lane, I'm passing another driver, but apparently I'm not passing them as fast as the crazed lunatic behind me wants. And that is usually what you guys are bitching about anyway.
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When I'm in the left lane I go ten miles over the speed limit. Yet my girlfriend tells me I'm a dick for not getting over for the people that want to go 20 over the speed limit. The argument I present to her is I'm only a dick if I'm already technically speeding and yet you still feel the need to get right up on my ass. I'll get over if the right lanes are clear, but I'm not getting over just to get myself stuck behind slower moving traffic because you feel the need to speed more than I currently already am. Yet my girlfriend still calls me a dick.
You're both dicks, and are saying that your chosen level of speeding is okay, but anyone wanting to go faster is wrong. What the **** gives you the right to decide that? Move the **** over.
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:20 AM   #36
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You do not. There is a long long line of auto vs auto liability claims, arbitration cases, and court cases that disagree with you. Usually, it is shared liability in these instances, but most of the time the person making the left turn on the red light is at fault. If they are making the left turn on the expiring yellow light they are almost solely at fault. You are mistaken. If driving schools are teaching it this way, they are wrong plain and simple.
You have no idea what you're talking about. If the light is a left turn yield on green you pull into the intersection and you have the right of way until you can complete your turn. But you text and drive so your opinion on driving is void.
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:22 AM   #37
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When I'm in the left lane I go ten miles over the speed limit. Yet my girlfriend tells me I'm a dick for not getting over for the people that want to go 20 over the speed limit. The argument I present to her is I'm only a dick if I'm already technically speeding and yet you still feel the need to get right up on my ass. I'll get over if the right lanes are clear, but I'm not getting over just to get myself stuck behind slower moving traffic because you feel the need to speed more than I currently already am. Yet my girlfriend still calls me a dick.
There's definitely some patience needed in that situation for the guy going 20mph over... if someone wants to pass me, I make every attempt to get to the right so he can do that, but I'm not going to slow down and merge into the right lane and then get passed by people behind him.



And I never sit in the middle of an intersection waiting to turn left... you're saving what, a second, maybe two if it's a huge intersection?
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:22 AM   #38
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You actually aren't supposed to do this and it is unsafe. If you pull out into the intersection on a green light, waiting to turn left you put yourself in danger and can get into no mans land where you are either stuck in the middle of the intersection on a green light or have to turn left on a red light. When I used to do auto claims I used to get a kick out of that type of accident, they would always say the other person didn't stop for them.

So lets say you are approaching an intersection with a green solid light with two lanes in each direction going straight, and a left hand turning lane that has a solid green light as well. You decide to go out into the intersection and stop, even though there is bumper to bumper traffic going fast in the opposite direction. You sit there and sit there, no opening in sight, and then the light starts to turn yellow. Still no opening. It turns red, and now you are shit out of luck. If you would have stopped and waited back before entering the intersection you wouldn't have put yourself in this predicament. Now, you are forced to make your left turn while the light is red. And bam! You are T-boned by another vehicle. You claim the other person is solely at fault, but the reality is you are both at fault, and you are at fault more than the other guy. Not only did you run a red light, you also failed to yield while making a left hand turn.
Holy shit, are you ignorant.
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:22 AM   #39
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:22 AM   #40
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You have no idea what you're talking about. If the light is a left turn yield on green you pull into the intersection and you have the right of way until you can complete your turn. But you text and drive so your opinion on driving is void.
Where did you learn this? Please produce such literature from a state sanctioned driver handbook or rules from the road.

What you have done for years, doesn't make it right, just because you do it, and many others do it.
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:24 AM   #41
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You have no idea what you're talking about. If the light is a left turn yield on green you pull into the intersection and you have the right of way until you can complete your turn. But you text and drive so your opinion on driving is void.
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Holy shit, are you ignorant.
Have you ever been an arbitrator for liability auto claims? Have you read the outcome of hundreds of auto liability court cases before? Do you have training in tort liability exposures?
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:28 AM   #42
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Where did you learn this? Please produce such literature from a state sanctioned driver handbook or rules from the road. I'll be waiting.

What you have done for years, doesn't make it right, just because you do it, and many others do it.
You don't have to wait long. http://dmv.ny.gov/about-dmv/chapter-...ions-and-turns

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Here are examples of right-of-way rules:

A driver who approaches an intersection must yield the right-of-way to traffic that is in the intersection.

Example: You approach an intersection. The traffic light is green and you want to drive straight through. Another vehicle is already in the intersection making a left turn. You must let that vehicle complete its turn before you enter the intersection.
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If drivers approaching from opposite directions reach an intersection at about the same time, a driver that turns left must yield to traffic that moves straight or turns right.

Example: You want to turn left at an intersection ahead. A vehicle reaches the intersection from the opposite direction and moves straight ahead. You must wait for approaching traffic to go through before you turn. You may enter the intersection, however, to prepare for your left turn if the light is green and no other vehicle ahead of you plans to make a left turn (see "Turns" later in this chapter). When you enter the intersection, keep to the right of the center line. Keep your wheels straight to prevent a push into oncoming traffic if a rear-end collision occurs. When traffic headed toward you clears or stops for a red light, complete your turn.
That just the first google hit, and happens to be NY. You have the right to enter the intersection to wait for the turn, and you have the right of way until you've completed that turn.
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BWillie, If you are at an intersection that does not have a left turn light, how are you supposed to make that left during busy times of the day without pulling into the intersection and going when the light finally forces an opening in the oncoming traffic?
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Old 11-13-2015, 09:33 AM   #44
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Have you ever been an arbitrator for liability auto claims? Have you read the outcome of hundreds of auto liability court cases before? Do you have training in tort liability exposures?
You did/do this for a living, and I was able to prove you wrong in 2 minutes? I feel bad for anyone who's been involved in your arbitrations, as you don't even know the rules of the road.
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If someone is going 70 mph in the right lane, and I'm going 72 mph. It's going to take me a while to pass them, you know.
How about you goose it up to 75, complete the pass in short order, get the **** out of the way and let everybody get on with their day?

Or what's better is when these left lane cock knockers realize you're passing them on the right and speed up so you can't complete your move. Those ****ers should get dick cancer.
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