Food and Drink Hot Pockets Unfit for Human Consumption - Page 3

**gblowfish** · 02-20-2014, 02:37 PM

But you probably knew that already....

http://www.kolotv.com/home/headlines...246064471.html

Nestle is voluntarily recalling two of its Hot Pockets products as part of a larger meat recall.

The food maker said Tuesday that it is recalling an unspecified number of "Philly Steak" and its "Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese" Hot Pockets in certain sizes.

Nestle says the products may have been affected by a meat recall by Rancho Feeding Corp. that was announced last week.

Rancho is recalling more than 8.7 million pounds of beef products after regulators said that it processed diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption.

No illnesses have been reported.

Nestle says a small quantity of meat from Rancho was used at a California production facility that makes Hot Pockets.

BIG_DADDY · 02-21-2014, 01:27 PM

Hot pockets has always been unfit for human consumption. Never had one, never will.

**Anyong Bluth** · 02-21-2014, 03:15 PM

I think I'd still take my chances with the Hot Pocket versus the African resort restaurant they discovered was serving human burgers. Even worse, people were praising the food to the point that patrons were lining up stretching down the block waiting to dine there.

(no, they (the patrons) didn't know if was human meat, but it only got shutdown after an anonymous tip, and 11 people working at or affiliated with the burger place we're taken into custody. Police found at least 2 human heads, shotguns, and very very big bush knives.)

CoMoChief · 02-21-2014, 03:43 PM

I've never been a fan of hot pockets.

Not a fan of microwavable meals either except those chicken/broccoli marinara cafe steamer bowls, they're like $1 at HyVee on special.

I tried easy mac because I was lazy and like kraft mac n cheese til the day I die. It was aboslutely terrible and I had to throw it and the entire pkg away, and the pasta had this nasty smell to it after boiling it in the plastic bowl it came in. Hope I don't die of some kind of poisoning.

But Hot Pockets are nasty, my old roomate loves them. I can't stand to even look at them.

BIG_DADDY · 02-21-2014, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

I think I'd still take my chances with the Hot Pocket versus the African resort restaurant they discovered was serving human burgers. Even worse, people were praising the food to the point that patrons were lining up stretching down the block waiting to dine there.

(no, they (the patrons) didn't know if was human meat, but it only got shutdown after an anonymous tip, and 11 people working at or affiliated with the burger place we're taken into custody. Police found at least 2 human heads, shotguns, and very very big bush knives.)

You gotta link on that?

Beef Supreme · 02-21-2014, 03:49 PM

Hot Pocket
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.

Pasta Little Brioni · 02-21-2014, 04:38 PM

Those dollar Totinos aren't bad at all

**LoneWolf** · 02-21-2014, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet

Hot Pocket
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.

Look up Alabama Hot Pocket. It's worse.

Pasta Little Brioni · 02-21-2014, 04:42 PM

Last time I ate a hot pocket it gave me a clean breaker

**Anyong Bluth** · 02-21-2014, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

You gotta link on that?

http://www.timeslive.co.za/africa/20...ing-human-meat

beach tribe · 02-21-2014, 07:55 PM

So I just finished a Ham and Cheese Hot pocket, and can confirm.

No, they are not fit for human consumption. God, it was horrible.

CoMoChief · 02-21-2014, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe

So I just finished a Ham and Cheese Hot pocket, and can confirm.

No, they are not fit for human consumption. God, it was horrible.

you finished it?

jesus...

**Anyong Bluth** · 02-21-2014, 08:42 PM

How deadly can the miniscule amount of meat that is actually in them be after its been nuked for 2+ minutes really be... ?

**Buzz** · 02-21-2014, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

How deadly can the miniscule amount of meat that is actually in them be after its been nuked for 2+ minutes really be... ?

Pretty sure I drink enough beer to kill any foreign objects in my gut.

Pasta Little Brioni · 02-21-2014, 10:13 PM

Those things sell like hot cakes man. It's crazy how many of these things sell.

Hydrae · 02-21-2014, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited

Wait, they're claiming that prior to this, Hot Pockets were made from meat that wasn't diseased?

No, it just wasn't inspected. You know, to make sure the level of disease was just right.

02-20-2014, 02:37 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Hot Pockets Unfit for Human Consumption But you probably knew that already.... http://www.kolotv.com/home/headlines...246064471.html Nestle is voluntarily recalling two of its Hot Pockets products as part of a larger meat recall. The food maker said Tuesday that it is recalling an unspecified number of "Philly Steak" and its "Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese" Hot Pockets in certain sizes. Nestle says the products may have been affected by a meat recall by Rancho Feeding Corp. that was announced last week. Rancho is recalling more than 8.7 million pounds of beef products after regulators said that it processed diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption. No illnesses have been reported. Nestle says a small quantity of meat from Rancho was used at a California production facility that makes Hot Pockets.
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02-21-2014, 01:27 PM	#31
BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $5178410	Hot pockets has always been unfit for human consumption. Never had one, never will. __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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02-21-2014, 03:15 PM	#32
Anyong Bluth Deus ambulans inter homines Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago Casino cash: $9689340	I think I'd still take my chances with the Hot Pocket versus the African resort restaurant they discovered was serving human burgers. Even worse, people were praising the food to the point that patrons were lining up stretching down the block waiting to dine there. (no, they (the patrons) didn't know if was human meat, but it only got shutdown after an anonymous tip, and 11 people working at or affiliated with the burger place we're taken into custody. Police found at least 2 human heads, shotguns, and very very big bush knives.) __________________ Suck it, *beautiful*
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02-21-2014, 03:43 PM	#33
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $8062254	I've never been a fan of hot pockets. Not a fan of microwavable meals either except those chicken/broccoli marinara cafe steamer bowls, they're like $1 at HyVee on special. I tried easy mac because I was lazy and like kraft mac n cheese til the day I die. It was aboslutely terrible and I had to throw it and the entire pkg away, and the pasta had this nasty smell to it after boiling it in the plastic bowl it came in. Hope I don't die of some kind of poisoning. But Hot Pockets are nasty, my old roomate loves them. I can't stand to even look at them. __________________
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02-21-2014, 03:49 PM	#35
Beef Supreme MVP Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $10019560	Hot Pocket The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin") That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.
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02-21-2014, 04:38 PM	#36
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $4098880	Those dollar Totinos aren't bad at all
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02-21-2014, 04:42 PM	#38
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $4098880	Last time I ate a hot pocket it gave me a clean breaker
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02-21-2014, 07:55 PM	#40
beach tribe Keep doubting J MFing Houston Join Date: May 2007 Location: ft.lauderdale Casino cash: $4848036	So I just finished a Ham and Cheese Hot pocket, and can confirm. No, they are not fit for human consumption. God, it was horrible.
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02-21-2014, 08:42 PM	#42
Anyong Bluth Deus ambulans inter homines Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago Casino cash: $9689340	How deadly can the miniscule amount of meat that is actually in them be after its been nuked for 2+ minutes really be... ? __________________ Suck it, *beautiful*
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02-21-2014, 10:13 PM	#44
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $4098880	Those things sell like hot cakes man. It's crazy how many of these things sell.
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