ChiefsPlanet Signatures are getting out of hand (again) - Page 5

**Bob Dole** · 06:29 AM

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

big nasty kcnut · 03-19-2006, 03:10 PM

Well i fixed my sig now.

StcChief · 03-19-2006, 03:36 PM

Thanks for editing out my sig picture.

I'll shrink Boomer down.

Ultra Peanut · 03-19-2006, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise

Sigs off. I haven't seen one in quite some time. Makes the board a lot easier to read.

You are missing the thrill of your life, buster.

JBucc · 03-19-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

You are missing the thrill of your life, buster.

No Kidding. Some of these sigs are so amazing you can get high just by licking the computer screen.

**QuikSsurfer** · 03-19-2006, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

it would be nice if i were permitted to have one

considering i posted a thread about this when i noticed my sig was gone... i never received a "warning" so.... so can i either get that warning or permission to have a sig?? i will adjust it if it's too big =)

**QuikSsurfer** · 03-19-2006, 05:21 PM

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=135837

there we go

**QuikSsurfer** · 03-19-2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

I think many would be opposed to banning my sig.

agreed

4th and Long · 03-19-2006, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

it would be nice if i were permitted to have one

considering i posted a thread about this when i noticed my sig was gone... i never received a "warning" so.... so can i either get that warning or permission to have a sig?? i will adjust it if it's too big =)

You would be better served by something else along the lines of, "Dear Bob Dole, I regret my abuse of signature pictures and their size. I have seen the errors of my ways. You have shown me the light. I would be most appreciative if you, in your infinite wisdom, would please restore my ability to have a signature picture. I swear upon my ability to post on this board that if I ever violate the signature picture rule again, that you banish me for life from this board. - QukSsurfer."

teedubya · 03-19-2006, 07:28 PM

Fear Bob Ross in the Bushes...

Hammock Parties · 03-19-2006, 07:30 PM

ALI'S SIG IS TOOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAAAARGE

4th and Long · 03-19-2006, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

ALI'S SIG IS TOOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAAAARGE

Indeed. It is 43 pixels too tall.

CoMoChief · 03-19-2006, 07:38 PM

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Hammock Parties · 03-19-2006, 07:39 PM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Sfeihc · 03-19-2006, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

I think many would be opposed to banning my sig.

word

**Scorp** · 03-19-2006, 10:02 PM

sig nazi's!

03-19-2006, 12:05 PM
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2624497	Signatures are getting out of hand (again) Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature? Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share. If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with. Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all. Last edited by \|Zach\|; 11-23-2006 at 06:29 AM..
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03-19-2006, 03:10 PM	#61
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03-19-2006, 03:36 PM	#62
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03-19-2006, 05:21 PM	#66
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03-19-2006, 07:28 PM	#69
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03-19-2006, 07:38 PM	#72
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03-19-2006, 10:02 PM	#75
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