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Old 01-03-2013, 05:01 PM  
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Very awkward moment
So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:40 PM   #46
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
beer, BBQ, video games, porn....for about 3 weeks.

then move on. **** 'er. Been there done that. Hard as shit, but it's the only way. Like my dad says, 'you can't force someone to love you'' etc.
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:44 PM   #47
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:45 PM   #48
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she was the one I was going to marry too.
She gave you 7.5 years. She got tired of waiting.
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:48 PM   #49
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
get another hot chick and start boning her on the couch so old GF has to watch as she's packing
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:48 PM   #50
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
Sorry to hear that man. What happened?
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:48 PM   #51
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
Original post was Q.

Edit: Go get a lap dance.
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:50 PM   #52
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beer, BBQ, video games, porn....for about 3 weeks.

then move on. **** 'er. Been there done that. Hard as shit, but it's the only way. Like my dad says, 'you can't force someone to love you'' etc.
I'd add a nice collection of various drugs to that mix, no psychedelics though. You might find yourself on dirt road in bum**** Oklahoma while hanging your head and arms off a shitty little bridge that crossess I-44, watching the diesel's headlights speed toward you from miles away, feeling the rush of the deisels as they fly a few feet beneath you, crying that you're going to Colorado to chase after her...

That's what'll ****ing happen if you trip balls right now...
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I'd add a nice collection of various drugs to that mix, no psychedelics though. You might find yourself on dirt road in bum**** Oklahoma while hanging your head and arms off a shitty little bridge that crossess I-44, watching the diesel's headlights speed toward you from miles away, feeling the rush of the deisels as they fly a few feet beneath you, crying that you're going to Colorado to chase after her...

That's what'll ****ing happen if you trip balls right now...
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Sorry to hear that man. What happened?
"7.5 years" and "was."
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Been down that road before. When you pass her in the house, muster up your best pirate voice and say, "Ahore there!"
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