Psycho ex-stories - Page 16

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Yes, I know. I just making the case that co-habitating makes you reevaluate such things. It also makes people tend to think more about dealing with each other and resolving issues such as this.

Kind of hard to resolve issues with someone who has taken the liberty of "hiding" from you behind a locked door.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

Kind of hard to resolve issues with someone who has taken the liberty of "hiding" from you behind a locked door.

Or knowing enough about each other so that the other party does not resort to locking themselves in a bathroom.

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 07:07 PM

This is kind of like that scene in "The Jerk" where that psycho guy is shooting at Steve Martin, and he concludes that the guy doesn't like cans.

**Nzoner** · 01-17-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Yes, I know. I just making the case that co-habitating makes you reevaluate such things. It also makes people tend to think more about dealing with each other and resolving issues such as this.

The mrs and I just made sure we built a place big enough for each of us to have their own side.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 07:07 PM

Am I really the only person here that can pick a lock?

Valiant · 01-17-2006, 07:08 PM

Mines not about psycho ex's, because I usually get rid of them before they go nuts... But of stupid ****s who like to cheat while we are dating.. This happened when I first went to college, she went to maryville, I went to local.. Basically I found out from her best friend and some of my buddies up there that she banged 10+ guys the first semester since it was coed dorms... Well me being my normal self and wanting a reason to end it, because A: she cheated and B: it was time to move on decided for vengance...

Well, how many here know what a fish bait called 'chad' is?? It is a little chopped up pieces of fish and fish heads that marinate in some nasty smelling shit that allows them to sit on the shelf for months... Well when she came back into town I bought two of those packages stuck them in her heater vents of her car..

Well, they had to total out her car because the smell just permiated everything... The skank got the justified smell of her trait... Of course I never let her know who did it.. Of course I almost pissed myself laughing when told by her best friend that they had to total the car out...

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Or knowing enough about each other so that the other party does not resort to locking themselves in a bathroom.

That takes time. The time period in question for situation currently being discussed is at most a month and a half. Just how much are two people going to learn about each other in that time frame under normal circumstances?

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

It should also be mentioned that I offered to give her the whole carton of ice cream and everything edible in my apartment.

"HERE!!! TAKE THE WHOLE ****ING CARTON YOU FAT ****ING MOO-COW!" doesn't really count as a sincere offer...

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

"HERE!!! TAKE THE WHOLE ****ING CARTON YOU FAT ****ING MOO-COW!" doesn't really count as a sincere offer...

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

That takes time. The time period in question for situation currently being discussed is at most a month and a half. Just how much are two people going to learn about each other in that time frame under normal circumstances?

He knew he was in a bad mood.

He knew (probably) that the ice cream comment was going to start a fight.

The amount of time they had known each other with regard to the two above is irrelevant.

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Am I really the only person here that can pick a lock?

Bob Dole can pick his nose. Does that count?

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Bob Dole can pick his nose. Does that count?

Only if you use a credit card to do it.

chiefs4me · 01-17-2006, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

This is kind of like that scene in "The Jerk" where that psycho guy is shooting at Steve Martin, and he concludes that the guy doesn't like cans.

..I love that show

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Only if you use a credit card to do it.

Bob Dole has nothing...

chiefs4me · 01-17-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Am I really the only person here that can pick a lock?

nope....

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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01-17-2006, 07:07 PM	#228
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01-17-2006, 07:08 PM	#231
Valiant Valiant 'The Thread Killer' Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $6452380	Mines not about psycho ex's, because I usually get rid of them before they go nuts... But of stupid ****s who like to cheat while we are dating.. This happened when I first went to college, she went to maryville, I went to local.. Basically I found out from her best friend and some of my buddies up there that she banged 10+ guys the first semester since it was coed dorms... Well me being my normal self and wanting a reason to end it, because A: she cheated and B: it was time to move on decided for vengance... Well, how many here know what a fish bait called 'chad' is?? It is a little chopped up pieces of fish and fish heads that marinate in some nasty smelling shit that allows them to sit on the shelf for months... Well when she came back into town I bought two of those packages stuck them in her heater vents of her car.. Well, they had to total out her car because the smell just permiated everything... The skank got the justified smell of her trait... Of course I never let her know who did it.. Of course I almost pissed myself laughing when told by her best friend that they had to total the car out...
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