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Old 09-10-2013, 11:21 AM  
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Men with larger testicles tend to be less involved fathers than those with smaller testes, a new study suggests.

The findings, detailed today (Sept. 9) in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, are correlational, so they can't say exactly why the trend exists but only that there is a link.

But men who produce more sperm have bigger testes, and sperm production is extremely energy intensive for the body, so it may be that fathers "face a trade-off between investing energy in parenting and investing energy in mating effort," said study co-author James Rilling, an anthropologist at Emory University in Atlanta.

Scores of studies have shown that children with involved and caring fathers tend to do better emotionally, socially and educationally.

So Rilling and his colleagues were interested in understanding what makes some men stellar dads and others AWOL.
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Old 09-10-2013, 11:58 AM   #16
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Old 09-10-2013, 11:59 AM   #17
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Old 09-10-2013, 12:00 PM   #18
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This guy must be the worst father ever!
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Old 09-10-2013, 12:02 PM   #19
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Geez, that dude with the 150lb scrotum must be a horrible father. Like Evander Holyfield-level bad.

Let's name people who probably have large nuts--

Mackenzie Phillips' dad
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Old 09-10-2013, 12:02 PM   #20
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This guy must be the worst father ever!
Beat me by -that- much.
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Old 09-10-2013, 12:25 PM   #21
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Old 09-10-2013, 12:47 PM   #22
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are we talking weight or size? I wonder if the next study will have anything to do with a correlation between a wifes ability to take said balls into her mouth all at once, and her ability as a mother.
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Old 09-10-2013, 01:55 PM   #23
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I have about 3 or 4 kids spread out across the states and we rarely talk. This study makes perfect sense.
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Old 09-10-2013, 01:59 PM   #24
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Old 09-10-2013, 02:03 PM   #25
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Old 09-10-2013, 02:16 PM   #26
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Reason #1 is that women won't have sex with you.
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Old 09-10-2013, 02:16 PM   #27
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Reason #1 is that women won't have sex with you.
Doing your wife post op counts right?
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Old 09-10-2013, 02:18 PM   #28
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Post op? ewwww.
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Old 09-10-2013, 02:39 PM   #29
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I remember when American scientists sent men to the moon before any other country could do it.

Now they walk around fondling balls and make up stories about what they think the size of them mean.

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