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Old 08-31-2014, 04:25 PM  
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Gay Day With Clay IV: Pizza Adventure!

It's Sunday! It's a Gay Day! With Clay! Let's go on an adventure, CP. Our destination is PIZZA.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door.



You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.



Before we find pizza though, let's look at some cars. This appears to be a fine establishment.



Yeah, maybe not. All that glitters is not gold. BARF.



This car is cool though. Too bad it's not for sale. Should I get a tattoo? No.



Let's head on up the road. Did you know Drew Bledsoe opened a rental service here in KC? Coca-Cola's advertising is making me thirsty as I trudge wearily around town.



SHIT! I SCUFFED MY SNOWY WHITE TOE! Crud.



SPEED Auto sales beckons. Look at all those surely never-wrecked luxury automobiles being sold at reasonable prices only $5000 over book value.



Oh hey, this one's nice.



Let's pause and reflect on Ruth Bradfield as we continue our journey. Who was she? Did she ever buy a used automobile near 79th and Wornall? Did she sit here? Did she have AIDs? Can AIDs survive on park benches for decades? Do I need to get screened? Let's go.



Hey look a bumblebee. I just sold a car with racing stripes so I'll pass.



DAMN if only I had a car.



Let's cross the street. It's rapey over here.



Let's stop at the dollar store. I'm thirsty, and I'm sure the pizza place will rape me on drink prices. There's a very fine Indian restaurant, incidentally.



Ahhh. Goes perfect with pizza.



The pizza's just up ahead! Let's sit here and rest amidst the water fountains. This is truly a gay day, friends. People at the intersection are envious of my urban trek.



PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! I'm frightened by the inclusion of communist references in the name, however. Let's tread carefully.



Ahh, air conditioning. This is a very well-crafted pizza place. I enjoy the simple, yet elegant decor. I am also their only customer at the moment.



NEXT: THE PIZZA
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:17 AM   #76
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Apparently there are tons of fees involved in the credit card processing biz. I've actually never heard of a company only accepting cash but my boss used to bitch about credit card fees incessantly..
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:18 AM   #77
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What's the next Gay Day with Clay? Cruising the men's rooms at the Greyhound station?

Field trip to Missy B's?

Attending a "Wham" Concert?

Visiting Bed Bath and Beyond with Michael Sam?
I'm in on a trip to missy b's.
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:19 AM   #78
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:20 AM   #79
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Apparently there are tons of fees involved in the credit card processing biz. I've actually never heard of a company only accepting cash but my boss used to bitch about credit card fees incessantly..
The fees suck ass, I pay 400 a month or more just to accept cards. And I'm a smaller retailer.
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:23 AM   #80
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I would be honored.

I was thinking about doing another one today in fact but I don't want to over-spam.
Umm...****ing go. Threads on front page are shit. One more week of offseason. Entertain us!
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:28 AM   #81
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:28 AM   #82
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Apparently there are tons of fees involved in the credit card processing biz. I've actually never heard of a company only accepting cash but my boss used to bitch about credit card fees incessantly..
Yea...This is true. Some random Indian dude explained the process to me during our transaction. Every time they swipe a card, they are charged a certain fee from the company they use to process debit/credit transactions. That fee is charged whether or not the transaction is completed. Therefore, you walk in there, swipe your card for five dollars worth of soda and chips, and you're card gets declined because you're a shitbag with no money, that store owner still gets charged for swiping that card.

Similarly, if you only buy a fifty cent bag of crackers that they're making a 20 cent profit off of, and the debit/credit transaction fee is 25 cents, they're losing five cents by selling you that bag of crackers via debit/credit.
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:29 AM   #83
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I have no idea why that dude told me that though.
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:30 AM   #84
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The fees suck ass, I pay 400 a month or more just to accept cards. And I'm a smaller retailer.
You see....that's freaking crazy. I could understand why someone would want to avoid that kind of loss.
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:31 AM   #85
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Yea...This is true. Some random Indian dude explained the process to me during our transaction. Every time they swipe a card, they are charged a certain fee from the company they use to process debit/credit transactions. That fee is charged whether or not the transaction is completed. Therefore, you walk in there, swipe your card for five dollars worth of soda and chips, and you're card gets declined because you're a shitbag with no money, that store owner still gets charged for swiping that card.

Similarly, if you only buy a fifty cent bag of crackers that they're making a 20 cent profit off of, and the debit/credit transaction fee is 25 cents, they're losing five cents by selling you that bag of crackers via debit/credit.

Damn those shitbags.
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I'm sorry the pizza sucked, but glad you trusted me on the prosciutto. Try it at Minsky's where I know they have premium ingredients and I'm confident it will become a favorite topping.
Hey! Did you ever make it to Pizza Glen?
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:32 AM   #88
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Yea...This is true. Some random Indian dude explained the process to me during our transaction. Every time they swipe a card, they are charged a certain fee from the company they use to process debit/credit transactions. That fee is charged whether or not the transaction is completed. Therefore, you walk in there, swipe your card for five dollars worth of soda and chips, and you're card gets declined because you're a shitbag with no money, that store owner still gets charged for swiping that card.

Similarly, if you only buy a fifty cent bag of crackers that they're making a 20 cent profit off of, and the debit/credit transaction fee is 25 cents, they're losing five cents by selling you that bag of crackers via debit/credit.
And they charge you interchange fees, and more for debit, and processing fees, and then they charge you for emailing you a statement, then they automatically renew your contract yearly. Use the service after its up and they have you on the hook for another year. And they charge you a fee for collecting the other fees...
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And they charge you interchange fees, and more for debit, and processing fees, and then they charge you for emailing you a statement, then they automatically renew your contract yearly. Use the service after its up and they have you on the hook for another year. And they charge you a fee for collecting the other fees...
Hey man...it was a two minute convenience store transaction. He didn't have time to explain all of that to me.
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All those charges really suck though....any way they can leech another penny off of you though, I guess they will.
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