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02-24-2015, 03:24 PM | #46 |
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Clean the sand from your vagina...... pussy.
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02-24-2015, 03:28 PM | #47 |
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02-24-2015, 03:30 PM | #48 |
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I had a friend of mine who is a nurse take a look and she concluded I was going to be ok. Hurt like a bitch, though. Being tall didn't work out for me on this one ... never saw that thing coming. That's what I get for texting and walking at the same time, though.
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02-24-2015, 03:43 PM | #50 |
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it was actually a guy but I didn't feel like the barrage of gay jokes that would have taken over the thread (he's a straight nurse, by the way)
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02-24-2015, 03:50 PM | #51 |
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02-24-2015, 04:21 PM | #52 |
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How's the parking garage doing?? Are you going to have to pay for the damage??
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02-24-2015, 04:23 PM | #53 |
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Well I manage it, so the only person I can be mad at is me
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02-24-2015, 04:38 PM | #54 |
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I just crushed my head on a metal fixture...
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02-24-2015, 05:16 PM | #55 |
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02-24-2015, 05:21 PM | #56 |
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you're lucky you aren't bald. People see all my scars.
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02-24-2015, 05:36 PM | #57 |
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1. Contact lawyer
2. Take pictures of your head wound 3. Wrap injury with 5 pounds of gauze 4. Stumble around and mumble for the next month 5. Collect windfall and retire Easy as pie......
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02-24-2015, 05:45 PM | #58 |
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02-24-2015, 06:24 PM | #59 |
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02-24-2015, 06:47 PM | #60 |
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You're on your way to fulfilling your Darwin Award potential.
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