Psycho ex-stories - Page 14

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

You, apparently.

LOL!

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

God knows women are NEVER demanding or unreasonable when they are in a bad mood.....

I wouldn't know.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

God knows women are NEVER demanding or unreasonable when they are in a bad mood.....

You just have to break their spirits first. My wife is as docile as a little lamb.

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

You, apparently.

You all seem to have misunderstood. By taking her home, I was not ending the relationship or trying to keep her from my ice cream, I was trying to help her avoid my bad mood. It just wasn't going to happen that night. Not breaking up with her, trying to SAVE the relationship. She wigged out, not me. I made a rude comment and tried stop the insanity.

Jesus, I'm done talking about this. I guess you had to be there to understand the level to which she lost it.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

You all seem to have misunderstood. By taking her home, I was not ending the relationship or trying to keep her from my ice cream, I was trying to help her avoid my bad mood. It just wasn't going to happen that night. Not breaking up with her, trying to SAVE the relationship. She wigged out, not me. I made a rude comment and tried stop the insanity.

Jesus, I'm done talking about this. I guess you had to be there to understand the level to which she lost it.

Oh ok. Then write this on a little note card.

"sweetheart, I'm sorry. I'm in a pissy mood. Maybe I should just take you home before I inflict my disease upon your wonderful person."

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Bingo.

A woman that wants to talk doesn't lock herself in the bathroom.
A smart man would just leave her the hell alone.
Especially one that wanted to be alone in the first place.

So this chick flies off the handle unexpectedly, starts ranting and raving, runs to the dude's bathroom, locks herself in, and he is supposed to just ignore it and hope she doesn't slit her wrists with his razor or do something else completely crazy, in his bathroom?

Have you any idea just how fucking insane that sounds, my dear?

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

So this chick flies off the handle unexpectedly, starts ranting and raving, runs to the dude's bathroom, locks herself in, and he is supposed to just ignore it and hope she doesn't slit her wrists with his razor or do something else completely crazy, in his bathroom?

Have you any idea just how fucking insane that sounds, my dear?

My god.
What the hell kind of girls are you dating?

There's a whole slew of other things she could have been doing.

Like. OH I DUNNO. washing her face and reapplying her makeup.
Or just getting a break from being bitched at about nothing.

I can bet there isn't a guy in this world that I've ever dated that would worry about his toothbrush if I locked myself in his bathroom.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DJay23

By taking her home, I was not ending the relationship

Errr, yes, you were. You may not have realized it at the time (or now), but you set that into action.

Have you ever lived with a woman? You jnow, besides relations?

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

I can bet there isn't a guy in this world that I've ever dated that would worry about his toothbrush if I locked myself in his bathroom.

I'd be worried more about fixtures and infrastructure.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

I can bet there isn't a guy in this world that I've ever dated that would worry about his toothbrush if I locked myself in his bathroom.

No. I'm sure they'd be more concerned about double-taps to the chest or pungi sticks.

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

So this chick flies off the handle unexpectedly, starts ranting and raving, runs to the dude's bathroom, locks herself in, and he is supposed to just ignore it and hope she doesn't slit her wrists with his razor or do something else completely crazy, in his bathroom?

Have you any idea just how fucking insane that sounds, my dear?

Thank you

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

My god.
What the hell kind of girls are you dating?

There's a whole slew of other things she could have been doing.

Like. OH I DUNNO. washing her face and reapplying her makeup.
Or just getting a break from being bitched at about nothing.

I can bet there isn't a guy in this world that I've ever dated that would worry about his toothbrush if I locked myself in his bathroom.

There are other things she could have been doing, but from the sounds of things this dame has a history of being a little off balance. If they were at her place it is easy to walk away, when it is your place you tend to worry a tad bit more.

Of course, if you all wouldn't act like a bunch of women and lock yourselves in the batroom in the first place, we wouldn't have to worry about this, now would we? What a completely weird way to handle such situations.

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Oh ok. Then write this on a little note card.

"sweetheart, I'm sorry. I'm in a pissy mood. Maybe I should just take you home before I inflict my disease upon your wonderful person."

In essence, that's what I was trying to do. Not with the flowery language, but then again it's kind of hard when you are in a bad mood.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

So this chick flies off the handle unexpectedly, starts ranting and raving, runs to the dude's bathroom, locks herself in, and he is supposed to just ignore it and hope she doesn't slit her wrists with his razor or do something else completely crazy, in his bathroom?

Have you any idea just how fucking insane that sounds, my dear?

Yes, that's EXACTLY what you do. I took me a very long time, and considerable pain, to learn how to deal with females in such a situation.

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

My god.

Like. OH I DUNNO. washing her face and reapplying her makeup.
Or just getting a break from being bitched at about nothing.

I can bet there isn't a guy in this world that I've ever dated that would worry about his toothbrush if I locked myself in his bathroom.

Did you even read my original post?

The last bitchy thing I said was, "If I wanted chocolate ice cream I would have bought it." After that she was the one shrieking uncontrollably at the top of her lungs and I was the voice of reason.

Trust me, she was NOT washing her face or doing shit with her makeup. She was yelling at me from inside the bathroom and I could hear her stomping around. I take blood pressure medicine too, and she knows right were it is. In her state, I could easily have seen her dump it all down the sink.

Face it, you're just trying to stick up for WOMEN not this woman. She lost control, I was in a bad mood. Big difference.

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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