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Old 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM  
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Psycho ex-stories

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:31 PM   #76
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Here's my stalker story. I was fooling around with an older woman when she fell in love. I told her that it was just about a good time for me from day one. She would drive all over town or even out of town looking for me if my car wasn't at my house. She scratched my car and any females car who came over, flattened my tires, and even brought the police to my house asking for some stuff she gave me back. She would try to walk around to the back of the house and look in the basement window to see what I was doing. She was really out there. I tried to be nice about the whole thing the final straw was when she tried to run me over with her van. Needless to say I snapped and before I knew I had her halfway thru the van window getting ready to give her the ass whipping of her life. Luckily my brother was there and pulled me back. After that for some strange reason she left me alone.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:33 PM   #77
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Here's my stalker story. I was fooling around with an older woman when she fell in love. I told her that it was just about a good time for me from day one. She would drive all over town or even out of town looking for me if my car wasn't at my house. She scratched my car and any females car who came over, flattened my tires, and even brought the police to my house asking for some stuff she gave me back. She would try to walk around to the back of the house and look in the basement window to see what I was doing. She was really out there. I tried to be nice about the whole thing the final straw was when she tried to run me over with her van. Needless to say I snapped and before I knew I had her halfway thru the van window getting ready to give her the ass whipping of her life. Luckily my brother was there and pulled me back. After that for some strange reason she left me alone.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:36 PM   #78
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It's hard to have a psycho ex if you don't have an ex.
I'll give you a 4 for effort, a 2 for execution.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:36 PM   #79
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I know i have some crazy Bitch story but I cant seem to remember any of it...



Oh yeah I remember why

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Old 01-17-2006, 02:38 PM   #80
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I know i have some crazy Bitch story but I cant seem to remember any of it...



Oh yeah I remember why

Thats okay, I can still remember your craziest bitch. via Olathe North
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:39 PM   #81
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Thats okay, I can still remember your craziest bitch. via Olathe North
Thats whom i was thinking about but Honestly I dont remember any of the storys....

I know she was Crazy as *****
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:42 PM   #82
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Thats whom i was thinking about but Honestly I dont remember any of the storys....

I know she was Crazy as *****
I could probably jog your memory, but it would be embarrassing
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:42 PM   #83
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She won't be able to come home if I destroy her papers. She is a mexican national.
Ah, so her ugly side was when she ripped a Taco fart in your face.......
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:43 PM   #84
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I had a crazy ex one time.

She broke up with me, said I was crazy.

Then I saw her all over the place, out with her friends, eating dinner with her family, going to doctors appointments, going into the police station, flying to Europe - I saw her everywhere.

I even saw her in her house when I was croutching in the bushes jerkin it.

Then the crazy b!tch gives ME a restraining order.

She had problems.

I had to end it.

Killed her in her sleep.

Made stew out of her and fed all my friends - my cat, God, and the angry gorilla that lives in my garage.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:43 PM   #85
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Thats okay, I can still remember your craziest bitch. via Olathe North
I went to Olathe North...
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:44 PM   #86
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Purchase a couple ounces of Meth (should be easy enough in KC). Call Crazy-Ex up and tell her you want to see her to talk and "get some things straightened out", tell her you can pick her up. When she is not looking, drop half the drugs in her house. Find a reason to get in her car, hide the other half under the seat, along with some weed. Take her to Taco Bell and give her the "it's not me, it's you" speech. Go home and call Crimestoppers with your anonymous tip regarding a known drug dealer. Collect your $1000.

(remember in 10-15 years that you might want to consider purchasing a gun)
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:44 PM   #87
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:44 PM   #88
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:46 PM   #89
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Yeah but your a little old for us. 26 right? I bet I know a couple people you went to school with.
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Old 01-17-2006, 02:47 PM   #90
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Yeah but your a little old for us. 26 right?
Her birth certificate says 26, but her mind and body say 17.
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