Life Irrational Fears - Page 15

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-29-2013, 12:41 PM

I finished up an application for a grant this morning. As part of the process, I needed to include all transcripts from all institutions I attended. Even though I know what my GPA was, before I opened my copies of the transcripts an irrational fear plagued me. "What if someone changed a grade? What if there was a misprint on my degree?"

Every semester before I would open grades I'd have the same fear and I'd have to psych myself up the way someone does before a set on the bench before opening them.

I also hate clowns and want to kill every clown I see.

What are your most bizarre/irrational fears?

Oh, and before someone gets it in post #2:

First Round QB/Chiefs

Chiefshrink · 03-30-2013, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

It didn't help when in 2006, I came face to face with a 5 foot long Atlantic Barracuda that bared its teeth at me while snorkeling in Mexico.

I'd never swam so fast in my life as I did that morning. There were people on the shore that saw it coming at me, too.

And here is the legit rationale !! HELLO !!!!!!!!!

Sorter · 03-31-2013, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by scott free

Noodling, isnt that where some 70 pound catfish pulls you into a snag and drowns you? yeah no thanks, i'll throw out a line full of stink or cut bait and drink beer shoreside.

Gigging frogs is fun though.

I like ****ing around with all sorts or reptiles despite better judgement and there is no ****ing chance in hell I'll ever go noodling.

I mean, it would take a lot of alcohol.

Discuss Thrower · 03-31-2013, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Next fear on your list....anal fissure.

Enjoy!

No. I have no problem with blood.

**rockymtnchief** · 03-31-2013, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Ponderception

Pussy.

Horses will obey your every command if you give them enough carrots.

Or kick them hard enough, I guess.

Fishpicker · 03-31-2013, 07:38 AM

my most irrational fear is that I'll end up on World Star Hip Hop in a viral fight/knockout video. I never go to bars anymore because of that. the upside of that is I never have bar tabs anymore.

EagleRob · 03-31-2013, 09:24 AM

Afraid I'm going to bite into a Cadbury egg and there will be a real raw egg in the middle

ThaVirus · 03-31-2013, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishpicker

my most irrational fear is that I'll end up on World Star Hip Hop in a viral fight/knockout video. I never go to bars anymore because of that. the upside of that is I never have bar tabs anymore.

I don't think many people here will catch the reference, but that's pretty damn funny.

Pasta Little Brioni · 03-31-2013, 10:06 AM

Hearing Omaha Omaha out of the mouth of a Chief QB

Carlota69 · 03-31-2013, 10:38 AM

Puking and flying, and the fears are married sometimes.

When I was little, I guess I got really sick and all I remember was puking no matter what I did, or where I turned. I rem,DMV them holding a bucket underneath me as we walked down the stairs. I think it has completely traumatized me. Now when I feel sick, I freak out and I will do anything not to puke. And I certainly can't be around it or see it on tv or in real life. Holding someone's hair whole they're sick? Count me the **** out. It's created other fears like getting cancer and...flying.

So I take Valium on flights with Dramamine. It helps curb both fears...

My fear of lurking has also been key in me not being a big drink and is huge I mew being able to suit smoking. So it HS it's good things as well

frankotank · 04-01-2013, 01:24 PM

watched the games with my dad yesterday.
came home and quickly realized that I'm afraid of the bowl of fruit sitting on the dining room table.

Graystoke · 04-01-2013, 01:50 PM

Bisquit roll tubes scare the shit outa me.

Not sure why, but when they pop, I shart.

frankotank · 04-01-2013, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Graystoke

Bisquit roll tubes scare the shit outa me.

Not sure why, but when they pop, I shart.

that's not irrational. those things are dangerous.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/acc...cuit_brain.htm

MOhillbilly · 04-01-2013, 02:13 PM

I have no fear.

Sorter · 04-01-2013, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

He had no carrots.

Fish · 04-01-2013, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by hometeam

I'm scared of horses.

Those mother****ers will stomp your shit in a second I swear!

Cure your fear Mongo style...

Horses can be assholes...

03-29-2013, 12:41 PM
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8019572	Irrational Fears I finished up an application for a grant this morning. As part of the process, I needed to include all transcripts from all institutions I attended. Even though I know what my GPA was, before I opened my copies of the transcripts an irrational fear plagued me. "What if someone changed a grade? What if there was a misprint on my degree?" Every semester before I would open grades I'd have the same fear and I'd have to psych myself up the way someone does before a set on the bench before opening them. I also hate clowns and want to kill every clown I see. What are your most bizarre/irrational fears? Oh, and before someone gets it in post #2: First Round QB/Chiefs
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03-31-2013, 07:38 AM	#215
Fishpicker On one quarter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: I play all day Casino cash: $3417111	my most irrational fear is that I'll end up on World Star Hip Hop in a viral fight/knockout video. I never go to bars anymore because of that. the upside of that is I never have bar tabs anymore. __________________ A person who has been [ideologically] demoralized cannot assess true information. the [demoralization] process is complete and irreversible. -Yuri Bezmenov on Soviet Subversion
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03-31-2013, 09:24 AM	#216
EagleRob Living Vicariously Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Leesburg, VA Casino cash: $10004900	Afraid I'm going to bite into a Cadbury egg and there will be a real raw egg in the middle __________________ Enjoy the ride up!
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03-31-2013, 10:06 AM	#218
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $4068880	Hearing Omaha Omaha out of the mouth of a Chief QB __________________ **Official TFWdemB Trivia Commisioner**
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03-31-2013, 10:38 AM	#219
Carlota69 MVP Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Las Vegas Casino cash: $9925282	Puking and flying, and the fears are married sometimes. When I was little, I guess I got really sick and all I remember was puking no matter what I did, or where I turned. I rem,DMV them holding a bucket underneath me as we walked down the stairs. I think it has completely traumatized me. Now when I feel sick, I freak out and I will do anything not to puke. And I certainly can't be around it or see it on tv or in real life. Holding someone's hair whole they're sick? Count me the **** out. It's created other fears like getting cancer and...flying. So I take Valium on flights with Dramamine. It helps curb both fears... My fear of lurking has also been key in me not being a big drink and is huge I mew being able to suit smoking. So it HS it's good things as well __________________ Women want someone who can make them laugh and protect them. So basically a Clown Ninja.
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04-01-2013, 01:24 PM	#220
frankotank I like 'em mustard & biscuits Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Hill Casino cash: $10011076	watched the games with my dad yesterday. came home and quickly realized that I'm afraid of the bowl of fruit sitting on the dining room table. __________________ A naked American man stole my balloons.
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04-01-2013, 01:50 PM	#221
Graystoke MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Driftless Region Casino cash: $995564	Bisquit roll tubes scare the shit outa me. Not sure why, but when they pop, I shart.
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04-01-2013, 02:13 PM	#223
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	I have no fear. __________________ True Son of Liberty
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