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Old 02-11-2017, 01:00 PM  
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Chiefs Alternate History Madden Franchise: Can Joe Montana take KC back to the SB?

Return of Mals: Joe Montana Edition

Downloaded a 1993 NFL Roster updated for Madden 17 last night.



All teams and players are edited to reflect their 1993 counterparts. Steve Young, Troy Aikman, Warren Moon and JOE MONTANA are all on this roster along with every other starter AND backup from 1993. This roster is so accurate it has Andre Ware on the Lions. Titans serve as the Oilers, Texans and Jags are full of generic assholes.

Chiefs have Joe, Marcus, DT, Smith, Carter, etc. Whoever did this is a genious and even got the player equipment right. Faces are computer-generated and coaches are wrong, but can't have everything.





The goal: get the Chiefs back in the SB with Montana at starting QB. Franchise will run until Joe retires. Not allowed to switch QBs.

LET'S DO THIS!
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Old 04-15-2017, 02:43 PM   #331
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Shut up, bitch. IT'S RED ROCKET TIME!
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Old 04-15-2017, 05:34 PM   #332
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Old 04-16-2017, 01:42 AM   #333
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Well, it won't be hard to pick Manning out of this group.

Now the only challenge is getting into the right draft slot to guarantee I get him. He's projected as a "late 1st rounder" but you never know.

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Old 04-16-2017, 09:59 AM   #334
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Old 04-16-2017, 10:27 AM   #335
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Old 04-16-2017, 11:08 AM   #336
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Why do you have 5 active QBs?
Because I don't want the CPU stealing my practice squad guys.
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Old 04-16-2017, 12:44 PM   #337
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Chiefs beat the shit out of the Dolphins and Rick Mirer in Week 1, 35-14.

Week 2....Vinny Testaverde is hurt and the Browns have some spare named Tony Rice starting. Yet another CFL castoff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_R...rican_football)

The Chiefs offense is cooking. Look at Rocket outrun the defender on this simple quick out.



Unfortunately Tony Rice is ****ing owning me.



WHAT THE **** CHIEFS DEFENSE



Tony Rice is going John Elway on my ass.



So, after falling behind 35-24, I cut it to 35-27. I'm driving and hit Rocket for a short gain.



OH JOY. My prize free agent is injured. Even so, I get a TD. Here's the 2-point conversion:



AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. But I do get the ball back and drive into field-goal range.



Bullet dodged, as the Chiefs escape Cleveland and Dirty Rice with a 36-35 win.

Montana throws for over 300 yards in the comeback. The Chiefs offense has been awesome through two weeks. But after catching 15 passes and 2 TD in the first two games, Rocket is out for 3 weeks with a broken thumb.
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Old 04-17-2017, 09:41 AM   #338
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Question for you ASS11. How are you setting up your draft classes every year ? Are you editing all the players or are you only editing certain ones ?
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Question for you ASS11. How are you setting up your draft classes every year ? Are you editing all the players or are you only editing certain ones ?
I edit the top 120 players or so. I even look up 40 times.
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I HAVE TO HAVE AN UPDATE ON HOW THINGS ARE GOING IN ALTERNATELAND! DID WE GET PEYTON?!?
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DID WE GET BLEYTON?!?!?
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Peyton is in the 1998 draft. It's 1997 Week 9. I'm about to drop a digest.
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Old 04-20-2017, 03:48 PM   #343
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The acquisition of Rocket Ismail has been an unquestioned success. RED ROCKET has IGNITED the Chiefs offense like never before. The Chiefs rank:

7th in offense (411)
16th in passing (247)
2nd in rushing (163)
1st in points per game (33.9)

And it's all thanks to RED ROCKET, who leads the league in TD catches.



RED ROCKET has helped the aged Joe Montana enjoy his best season as a Chief yet, as he leads the league with 18 TD passes, 9.0 YPA, a 109.6 QB rating, and is well on his way to his first 4,000-yard season in Kansas City.

Meanwhile, Terrell Davis is enjoying another fine season, with 765 yards rushing and 11 TDs. Rookie TE Freddie Jones has filled in admirably for the injured Keith Cash, with 25 catches and 2 TD, and Eric Moulds has paced RED ROCKET with 37 catches of his own, for 446 yards and 2 TD.

Even with Ismail missing two weeks with a broken thumb, the Chiefs offense has been sizzling. Here Montana finds Moulds beating Cris Dishman deep in a 24-10 SNF Week 4 win.



After the bye week, RED ROCKET returned to rape the slowest corner in the NFL, Atlanta's Audray McMillian, who was FOUR YEARS INTO RETIREMENT IRL 1997.



Freddie Jones also notched his first career TD against the Falcons.



The star of the day though was Joe Montana, who set a new personal Chiefs record with 384 yards and 5 TD passes, earning Player of the Week honors.

The following week, the Chiefs CRUSHED the bills 31-6, thanks in part to Terrell Davis opening the game by making Phil Hansen lose his jock:



RED ROCKET RED ROCKET!!!



REEEEEEEEED ROCKET'S IN FLIGHT! AAAAAAAAFTERNOON DELIGHT!



In Week 8 the Patriots, who are a disappointing 2-6 despite having the most loaded roster in the NFL, played the Chiefs close for three quarters, but Deion Sanders ensured they never took the lead:



Troy Brown then gave the Chiefs the lead for good.



The Chiefs fell behind 22-14 against the Broncos in Week 9, but RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!



It all adds up to an 8-0 Chiefs team, clearly the league's finest, steamrolling towards the playoffs. The Jets are going to get some payback in Week 17, and then we're bringing home the Lombardi they stole from us last year, gents. See you on the Plaza.



Bonus content: suck it, Raiders.


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Old 04-20-2017, 05:50 PM   #344
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