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Old 11-28-2015, 11:52 AM  
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Tim Tebow gets dumped because he won't sex


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For once, it's not Tim Tebow who's having trouble scoring - it's his girlfriend.

Confidenti@l is told the QB's model squeeze Olivia Culpo has dumped him after a two-month relationship - because he won't have sex with her.

The former Miss USA, who was first reported to be seeing Tebow in early October, has told friends that she can't deal with the famously abstinent star's nookie-less lifestyle.

He was really into her," a source close to the model told us, "he was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her."

Alas, Culpo took a knee.

"She had to break up with him because she just couldn't handle it," said our insider, "He still hits her up, but she just can't deal with the sex thing. He's pretty adamant about it, I guess."

Perhaps Culpo had hoped she could help the free agent - who played for the Jets in 2012 - to have a romantic revelation like she did for ex Nick Jonas, who famously wore a "promise ring," swearing off sex before marriage.

The pair started dating in the summer of 2013, and by September 2014 the one-time Jonas Brothers member told HuffPo Live that he had taken the ring off.

"This is a real growth in me and not something I'm doing anymore," he said adding, "But I've got my set of values, things that are important to me now at this point in my life and that's all that matters."

It caused something of a stir in 2009 when then-college sensation Tebow was was asked by Clay Travis of AOL's Fanhouse.com at an SEC media day if he was "saving (him)self for marriage." Tebow said that he was.

It's not the first time it has caused him to fumble in his love life.

When he split with girlfriend Camilla Belle after a couple of months in 2009, it was also widely speculated at the time that the Disney channel star was bothered by his chastity.
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Old 11-28-2015, 02:58 PM   #106
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irst chick he bones is going to be super disappointed. Lol. By the time you get to your thirties, you had better know how to please a woman in the sack.
But he sat next to them in his Economics class all the time...
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Old 11-28-2015, 03:05 PM   #108
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He'll blow the second whatever dumb lady he tricks into waiting until marriage grinds on his leg.

Personally I hope he gets blue balls to the point he becomes the next Chris Benoit.
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Personally I hope he gets blue balls to the point he becomes the next Chris Benoit.
Surely he waxes his wiggly.
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Personally I hope he gets blue balls to the point he becomes the next Chris Benoit.
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I just want to see the online meltdown of all his supporters as they backtrack not to mention the hilarious #notallxtians twitter thing that would inevitably follow such an event.

Also, his big stupid face is bad.
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I literally don't want him to be the next Chris Benoit, just maybe have a crisis of faith, get loaded and crash his pickup truck into a church.

My reaction if that happened =
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wish I'd have said that.

And I'm gonna go ahead and say it: I zoomed in on that chick's camel toe, her goods are right there, and I would encroach upon her safe space with a quickness...
She's wet.
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