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Old 11-28-2013, 10:35 AM  
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-- Who else is constipated?
Real life issues this morning.

Lots of repercussions from the beef and jalapeno nachos (Los Bravos) enjoyed after my shopping venture, last night.

Lower cramping, burning anus 'incomplete' shits.

This is bullshit I don't need - on the day that I love to eat.


Who else is constipated today?
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Old 11-28-2013, 03:09 PM   #46
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Old 11-28-2013, 04:35 PM   #47
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Old 11-28-2013, 04:40 PM   #48
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Old 11-28-2013, 06:04 PM   #49
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Old 11-28-2013, 06:31 PM   #50
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Old 11-28-2013, 07:22 PM   #51
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I've got some chronic right now that smells like homesick. It's so ****ing money. Munchies, shredded wheat, blown up toilet. It sounds like heaven right now!
I can't wait until you have your first mini wheat thin poop.

You wind up pooping poop you never knew you had.
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Old 11-28-2013, 07:36 PM   #52
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Old 11-28-2013, 07:43 PM   #53
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Old 11-28-2013, 07:49 PM   #54
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Old 11-28-2013, 08:09 PM   #55
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Old 11-28-2013, 08:12 PM   #56
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Old 11-28-2013, 08:14 PM   #57
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Old 11-28-2013, 08:33 PM   #58
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Old 11-28-2013, 08:34 PM   #59
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Old 11-28-2013, 08:34 PM   #60
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