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Old 06-23-2015, 07:49 AM  
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Have you ever been so constipated that...

...you had to help it out with your finger because you were afraid you'd pink sleeve if you pushed any harder? Asking for a friend.
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Old 06-24-2015, 10:47 PM   #46
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But I bet you felt way better after that. I'd trade 20 minutes of discomfort to get rid of constipation any day.
Dulcolax. Buy a large bottle of the powder. Add it to a glass of water, or whatever you are drinking, and wait. It works.
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Old 06-24-2015, 10:48 PM   #47
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Old 06-24-2015, 10:51 PM   #48
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If you have ever had to take serious pain meds for a while you run the risk of constipation. They can interfere with the natural process of moving waste through your body. I've been aware of it happening a few times to people I know. Drink water, consume high fiber foods and use Dulcolax.
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Old 06-24-2015, 11:00 PM   #49
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Did you hear the one about constipated MTG?

He worked it out with his boyfriend.
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Old 06-24-2015, 11:03 PM   #50
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