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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?
Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:46 AM   #256
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Old 08-21-2004, 10:30 AM   #257
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Old 08-21-2004, 11:15 AM   #258
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Something to remember when dealing with women is that they use language differently than men. You may say a particular phrase, and they will hear it with a totally different meaning.

Here are a few examples:

GOOD: What is that fragrance? BAD: What is that odor?
GOOD: You look hot! BAD: You're sweaty!
GOOD: Have you eaten already? BAD: There is something in your teeth.
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Old 08-21-2004, 11:22 AM   #259
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Old 08-21-2004, 11:32 AM   #260
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Old 08-21-2004, 11:34 AM   #261
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Old 08-21-2004, 01:29 PM   #262
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Old 08-21-2004, 01:50 PM   #263
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Make sure the kid is at least 18 or its illegal. If in doubt check her drivers license real quick when she goes to powder her nose.
No drivers license at all? Get rid of her ASAP!!!
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:09 PM   #264
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:13 PM   #265
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After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:

1.) Smell of your armpit.
2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!"

This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.

Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl!
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:15 PM   #266
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Old 08-21-2004, 02:19 PM   #267
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Old 08-21-2004, 06:55 PM   #268
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If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine.
It could be worse, the GIRL's Dad could be on here reading all the advice on how to tap his "little girl". Although, come to think of it, that should make him feel pretty secure!
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:21 PM   #269
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Old 08-21-2004, 08:26 PM   #270
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Bullshit.

This post may not get Roy laid on the first date, but he's definitely getting some eventually. Gochiefs could get laid following these directions.

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