Science Story Guaranteed to Make You Cross Your Legs and Say Ohhhh...

**gblowfish** · 10-06-2014, 02:48 PM

17 hour sun dial and what doc's had to do to get Lucky Chucky to stand down.

Ouch!

Jason Garnett will always remember last Friday.

Garnett, 23, woke up that morning with an erection that refused to go down. In fact, Garnett's penis stood at rapt attention for more than 17 hours, the Northern Echo newspaper reports.

At first, Garnett wasn't worried much about it, and went to his job at a hotel in Harrogate, U.K.

But around lunchtime he became concerned. When taking an ice bath and going for a jog didn't alter the situation, he realized something was up.

Eight hours after waking up, Garnett told his roommate about his problem.

“You should have seen the look on his face when I told him what was wrong,” Garnett told The Sun. “He was in hysterics at first, but then he realized how serious the situation was.”

Garnett was taken to a hospital and was diagnosed with priapism, a rare condition where erections do not subside. It is not caused by sexual desire or stimulation, but, untreated, it can permanently damage the penis, News.com.au reports.

Doctors had to drain two pints of blood from his penis to reduce the pressure on his organ, HuffPost UK reports. When that didn’t work, they were forced to inject him with 24 rounds of medication before things settled down.

“Seeing them stab my penis with a needle was a horrible experience, like something out of a horror film," Garnett told the Sun. "The pain was 10 out of 10.”

He said it's completely normal now "apart from the fact that it looks like it's been through a war," according to UPI.com.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/1...ushpmg00000022

MatriculatingHank · 10-06-2014, 02:50 PM

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Chief Roundup · 10-06-2014, 02:51 PM

Damn he watched them put the needle in his dick. **** a bunch of that noise.

Why Not? · 10-06-2014, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MatriculatingHank

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Hahhahha

Chief Roundup · 10-06-2014, 02:52 PM

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Mental scarring not necessary thank you very much. You can never unsee things.

saphojunkie · 10-06-2014, 02:55 PM

would rather just **** until i died.

**Dartgod** · 10-06-2014, 02:57 PM

I had a hard time reading that story.

**BigRichard** · 10-06-2014, 02:58 PM

Back in my early twenties I thought some chick gave me some VD so I went to get tested. Back then they had to shove a Qtip up your urethra and I swear to god I almost hit the doctor just from a reaction to the pain.

Everything was good though, no VD. I guess now they just have you piss in a cup to test for that stuff. I couldn't imagine having a needle stuck into my penis.

Al Bundy · 10-06-2014, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard

Back in my early twenties I thought some chick gave me some VD so I went to get tested. Back then they had to shove a Qtip up your urethra and I swear to god I almost hit the doctor just from a reaction to the pain.

Everything was good though, no VD. I guess now they just have you piss in a cup to test for that stuff. I couldn't imagine having a needle stuck into my penis.

Yes. Or so a friend told me.

ThaVirus · 10-06-2014, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard

Back in my early twenties I thought some chick gave me some VD so I went to get tested. Back then they had to shove a Qtip up your urethra and I swear to god I almost hit the doctor just from a reaction to the pain.

Everything was good though, no VD. I guess now they just have you piss in a cup to test for that stuff. I couldn't imagine having a needle stuck into my penis.

I caught gonorrhea back when I was about 19 or 20.

They shoved that q tip up my pee hole too. It wasn't as painful as I thought it would be though.

Truthfully, I may have just been so ready for my dick to stop leaking that I didn't care.

**loochy** · 10-06-2014, 03:22 PM

Poor guy got too excited about Dez Bryant's catch!

TLO · 10-06-2014, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard

Back in my early twenties I thought some chick gave me some VD so I went to get tested. Back then they had to shove a Qtip up your urethra and I swear to god I almost hit the doctor just from a reaction to the pain.

Everything was good though, no VD. I guess now they just have you piss in a cup to test for that stuff. I couldn't imagine having a needle stuck into my penis.

**Dave Lane** · 10-06-2014, 03:42 PM

A man gets a priapism and decides to get help for it. So he goes a pharmacy to see if there's any medicine for it. He walks in, and there's a lady behind the counter. She says to him, "Can I help you?"

He responds, "I'd like to speak to the pharmacist."

She replies, "I am the pharmacist."

He asks, "Is there a male pharmacist available?"

She responds, "There is no male pharmacist here. My sister and I are co-owners of this pharmacy. I would appreciate your telling me whatever you would tell a male pharmacist."

He mumbles, "Well, ok" and he unzips his fly, pulls out his penis, and there's the priapism. He says, "It's been like this for three days and I don't think it's going to go down. What can you give me for it?"

The pharmacist responds, "Let me go back in the back room and consult with my sister about this."

A few minutes later, she comes back out front and says, "We can give you $5000, plus a half interest in the drug store."

Zebedee DuBois · 10-06-2014, 03:46 PM

Two pints of blood! That's a quart!

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