Poop So, my butthole itches REALLY bad right now - Page 3

**TinyEvel** · 05-16-2008, 12:40 AM

WTF?!

It came out of nowhere. What can I do?

It's like I want to take my wife's round hairbrush and ram it up the chute like a friggen bottle washer.

I want to sit on a cactus right now.

I am one second away from taking off my pants and sitting on the rug and walking forward with my arms (a.k.a. "doggy Style #2")

booger · 05-16-2008, 12:54 AM

butt plug

keg in kc · 05-16-2008, 12:54 AM

You could try showering every few days.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-16-2008, 12:55 AM

Anal On - Apply directly to the butthole
Anal On - Apply directly to the butthole
Anal On - Apply directly to the butthole

booger · 05-16-2008, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

I made "the devil's onion ring" (a.k.a. the coil) a bit earlier and that's what set it off.

pour gas on it. 93 octane

booger · 05-16-2008, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts

Anal On - Apply directly to the butthole
Anal On - Apply directly to the butthole
Anal On - Apply directly to the butthole

**DaneMcCloud** · 05-16-2008, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

I made "the devil's onion ring" (a.k.a. the coil) a bit earlier and that's what set it off.

It's those damn burgers from Burger Town (or whatever that place is called).

That and sitting in front of a 90" Plasma TV playing Pornstar 3:The Revenge for Sony Playstation.

booger · 05-16-2008, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

I just shoved my kid's plastic alligator into the crack of my BDVs and did the Suzanne Sommer's thigh blaster for three minutes.

Not enough.

can you borrow his pet gerbil?

BigRock · 05-16-2008, 12:58 AM

http://www.cleanishappy.com/

I can't believe I had a reason to post this link twice in back to back posts.

acesn8s · 05-16-2008, 12:59 AM

It is probably thrash. Do a search for it and put down the donuts.

**TinyEvel** · 05-16-2008, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

That and sitting in front of a 90" Plasma TV playing Pornstar 3:The Revenge for Sony Playstation.

WEak. Are you drunk?

Tho, I did use the PS3 web browser to download some pR0n clips and watch them in 65" hi-def.

Try THAT on your XBOX. a-holes!!!!!

**TinyEvel** · 05-16-2008, 01:01 AM

So, we have these juniper hedges along the whole front of our yard. I tried sliding feet first along that run. let's just say I was called "out"

booger · 05-16-2008, 01:02 AM

insert pine cone here

**DaneMcCloud** · 05-16-2008, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

WEak. Are you drunk?

Tho, I did use the PS3 web browser to download some pR0n clips and watch them in 65" hi-def.

Try THAT on your XBOX. a-holes!!!!!

I wish!!!

I've been on night duty for 6 weeks. I get the 12-1am and 4-5am feedings, then get about 4 hours of sleep.

Plus, I had more mouth surgery Monday (and no Vicodin this time!).

So I'm extra-lame this week.

**TinyEvel** · 05-16-2008, 01:07 AM

WTF? Hollywood Hills and no prescription drug hookup?

That's like Living in St. Joe and not knowing a John Deere rep.

teedubya · 05-16-2008, 01:08 AM

Did someone say ASSHOLE?

05-16-2008, 12:40 AM
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5437131	So, my butthole itches REALLY bad right now WTF?! It came out of nowhere. What can I do? It's like I want to take my wife's round hairbrush and ram it up the chute like a friggen bottle washer. I want to sit on a cactus right now. I am one second away from taking off my pants and sitting on the rug and walking forward with my arms (a.k.a. "doggy Style #2")
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05-16-2008, 12:54 AM	#31
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05-16-2008, 01:01 AM	#41
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5437131	So, we have these juniper hedges along the whole front of our yard. I tried sliding feet first along that run. let's just say I was called "out"
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05-16-2008, 01:02 AM	#42
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1538550	insert pine cone here __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-16-2008, 01:07 AM	#44
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5437131	WTF? Hollywood Hills and no prescription drug hookup? That's like Living in St. Joe and not knowing a John Deere rep.
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05-16-2008, 01:08 AM	#45
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