Food and Drink ***Official Breakfast Cereal Appreciation*** Thread - Page 5

Nickhead · 03-03-2018, 05:03 AM

I will start it out, Q or not

Count Chocula and Cookie Crisp. Lucky Charms could crack those two. Even Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch maybe? A distant 4th is Grapenuts with fresh banana.

what say you?

banecat · 03-03-2018, 02:49 PM

PB Cap'n Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Apple Jacks, I wish the Count was available all year round, Raisin Bran for my own top five. I also tried the Girl Scout Cookie Cereal the other day, and holy shit was it awesome as hell. Plus right now there are a bunch on new or limited editions out. I had a difficult time deciding between several before I went with the Caramel Delights. Chocolate Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms, Green Lucky Charms, Nutter Butter, and Marshmallow Cocoa Puffs. I don't remember them all

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-03-2018, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by cooper barrett

Warm Grape nuts with vanilla ice cream... not rocks

Warm grape nuts are for queers-

Oh hi, Pooper!

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-03-2018, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

I am that peasant. We had all the big bag cheap brands. My favorite was Cinnamon Toasters.

No bags in the 70's. Box toy assured, every week, every time.

**Easy 6** · 03-03-2018, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Claysexual

No bags in the 70's. Box toy assured, every week, every time.

Wasnt that era great? I would usually choose my cereal based on what toy they had that week

Decoder rings, baking soda submarines, little paratroopers with plastic chutes... those were the days

cooper barrett · 03-03-2018, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Claysexual

Warm grape nuts are for queers-

Oh hi, Pooper!

Shove a box of Kellogg's Frosted Bran Flakes up your ass. Then add Castor beans, actually beans first

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-03-2018, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Wasnt that era great? I would usually choose my cereal based on what toy they had that week

Decoder rings, baking soda submarines, little paratroopers with plastic chutes... those were the days

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Originally Posted by cooper barrett

Shove a box of Frosted bran flakes up your ass Then add milk....

Doesn't sound as exciting as the Pooper/Peebag champagne-cocaine enema, but it does have your level of creepy freak to it, champ!

cooper barrett · 03-03-2018, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Wasnt that era great? I would usually choose my cereal based on what toy they had that week

Decoder rings, baking soda submarines, little paratroopers with plastic chutes... those were the days

TimBone I am with you, my mom got me a real toy one a month vs a POS once a week. We both were happy.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-03-2018, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by cooper barrett

TimBone I am with you, my mom got me a real toy one a month vs a POS once a week. We both were happy.

Drool catchers and corrective shoes aren't "toys".

cooper barrett · 03-03-2018, 03:24 PM

[I see you never figured out the decoder ring.

Being in special classes didn't help you function with mainstream kids and now as an "cough" adult it seems like you lash out at the smallest provocation.

Your transferring your life's issues onto others is one of the reasons you're not allowed to possess a firearm, but hey, you can still vote, that attack on the wheelchair kid wasn't a felony, was it?

QUOTE=Claysexual;13448401]Drool catchers and corrective shoes aren't "toys".[/QUOTE]

Sweet Daddy Hate · 03-03-2018, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cooper barrett

[I see you never figured out the decoder ring.

Being in special classes didn't help you function with mainstream kids and now as an "cough" adult it seems like you lash out at the smallest provocation.

Your transferring your life's issues onto others is one of the reasons you're not allowed to possess a firearm, but hey, you can still vote, that attack on the wheelchair kid wasn't a felony, was it?

QUOTE=Claysexual;13448401]Drool catchers and corrective shoes aren't "toys".

Lear how to quote a post, you geriatric ****ing reerun.

**Indian Chief** · 03-03-2018, 08:55 PM

While there are a lot of great cereals listed so far, I have not yet seen the correct answer. And to be fair, I wasn't even aware this existed until a few weeks ago. Consider yourselves properly informed. Edit: I stand corrected, Banecat listed it in that wall of text he put up.

**Baby Lee** · 03-03-2018, 09:01 PM

Kashi Strawberry Fields - w/freeze dried strawberries.

banecat · 03-03-2018, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Chief

While there are a lot of great cereals listed so far, I have not yet seen the correct answer. And to be fair, I wasn't even aware this existed until a few weeks ago. Consider yourselves properly informed. Edit: I stand corrected, Banecat listed it in that wall of text he put up.

I missed this one. I've only noticed St. Pat's LC, Chocolate FL, or Chocolate LC. I didn't know of this, but I'm not a fan of FF. But I may make an exception

**Rain Man** · 03-03-2018, 09:09 PM

Before I list my favorites, is there a worldwide Cracklin' Oat Bran shortage or is it just my store? Half the time or more, I look for it and it's the only empty shelf space in the entire cereal section. Is Cracklin' Oat Bran mined with child slave labor or something, because it's becoming very hard to get.

As for my favorite cereals, I was thinking about this the other day. I feel like we're in a dark age for cereal. There's no new cereal innovation going on. It's just the same old brands that have existed for 50 years. We need an innovator to come in and shake up that industry.

That said, my favorites are:

1. Cracklin' Oat Bran - Clearly the most flavorful cereal out there, though it comes with a high calorie cost. And for some reason it's harder to find than diamonds these days.

2. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios - Simple and effective.

3. Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries - The crunchberries really make the difference.

4. Honey Bunches of Oats - This is a legitimate adult classic cereal. It's got everything and the kitchen sink in there.

5. Fruity Pebbles - Yes, I recognize that it's essentially a big box of artificially colored sugar. It's tasty.

**LoneWolf** · 03-03-2018, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by In58men

Waiting for that poor peasant to say Toasty O’s or Apple Zappers

Where you at peasant? Show your face!

Marshmallow Maties.

**** you, Fire Marshall Bill.

03-03-2018, 05:03 AM
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3358491 VARSITY	Before I list my favorites, is there a worldwide Cracklin' Oat Bran shortage or is it just my store? Half the time or more, I look for it and it's the only empty shelf space in the entire cereal section. Is Cracklin' Oat Bran mined with child slave labor or something, because it's becoming very hard to get. As for my favorite cereals, I was thinking about this the other day. I feel like we're in a dark age for cereal. There's no new cereal innovation going on. It's just the same old brands that have existed for 50 years. We need an innovator to come in and shake up that industry. That said, my favorites are: 1. Cracklin' Oat Bran - Clearly the most flavorful cereal out there, though it comes with a high calorie cost. And for some reason it's harder to find than diamonds these days. 2. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios - Simple and effective. 3. Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries - The crunchberries really make the difference. 4. Honey Bunches of Oats - This is a legitimate adult classic cereal. It's got everything and the kitchen sink in there. 5. Fruity Pebbles - Yes, I recognize that it's essentially a big box of artificially colored sugar. It's tasty. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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