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Old 07-15-2018, 11:48 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 23 - Dartgod versus threebag02

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - In free-fall at 20,000 feet, wearing parachutes, and with a snake and gator-filled swamp below you.
Starting Distance - 21 feet

Dartgod

Main Weapon - Indian razorwhip (Urumi)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 14 Minutes
Special Factors - Naked East Asian women are screaming and running around panicked (Organizer note: in this situation you may assume that they're also free falling and wearing parachutes.)

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Main Weapon - Baseball Bat with six nails studded into it
Backup Weapon - Bowie knife

Prep Time - 3 Minutes
Special Factors - You ate some really, really bad sushi the night before and are afflicted with a violent case of diarrhea
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Old 07-15-2018, 03:49 PM   #16
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Old 07-15-2018, 03:52 PM   #17
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Orrrr, they both tell Rainman to get lost, save the naked women and reap the rewards.
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Old 07-15-2018, 06:04 PM   #18
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He's not surviving this.

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Old 07-15-2018, 06:20 PM   #19
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Thats a little different kind of whip than what I was thinking of.
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Old 07-15-2018, 06:30 PM   #20
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Thats a little different kind of whip than what I was thinking of.
I can destroy his parachute before he even deploys it with that thing.
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Old 07-15-2018, 06:48 PM   #21
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I can destroy his parachute before he even deploys it with that thing.
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Old 07-15-2018, 07:59 PM   #22
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He's not surviving this.

The wind from your fall will have you slicing the shit out of yourself.

You'll end up looking like roast beef in an Angel Smalls video
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Old 07-15-2018, 08:45 PM   #23
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Thats a little different kind of whip than what I was thinking of.
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Old 07-15-2018, 09:26 PM   #24
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The wind from your fall will have you slicing the shit out of yourself.

You'll end up looking like roast beef in an Angel Smalls video
This is a very intriguing argument. Is the urumi heavy enough to be used in freefall? If not, threebag2 can race toward the ground and potentially have an advantage in the swamp.
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Old 07-16-2018, 06:04 AM   #25
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Old 07-16-2018, 07:14 AM   #26
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This is a very intriguing argument. Is the urumi heavy enough to be used in freefall? If not, threebag2 can race toward the ground and potentially have an advantage in the swamp.
77.78% of the voting public believe that it is.
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:00 AM   #27
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:44 AM   #28
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:54 AM   #29
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The wind from your fall will have you slicing the shit out of yourself.

You'll end up looking like roast beef in an Angel Smalls video
The whip is utterly useless in the free fall. The Bowie knife is the only weapon worth a damn falling. And you arenít swinging that damn whip in the swamp either so the bat is the #1 in the swamp. Easy victory.
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:56 AM   #30
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Holy ****. Seriously, do you guys even stop to think before you vote or do you just agree with whoever responds first..
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