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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM  
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Oral Sex Frequency

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:10 PM   #76
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:10 PM   #77
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I could get it more often than I do but my girlfriend is so terrible at it I usually stop her about 5 minutes in anyway.

Use porn to teach her.

My wife used to be terrible at it too.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:11 PM   #78
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A lot of small talk.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:16 PM   #79
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CP is a lot of small talk.
I won't say 75% of the shit I say here in real life.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:16 PM   #80
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CP is a lot of small talk.
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Post it, Eeyore.
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I won't say 75% of the shit I say here in real life.
You should. It would make you a more interesting person.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:18 PM   #82
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I could get it more often than I do but my girlfriend is so terrible at it I usually stop her about 5 minutes in anyway.

Have her consult with Katipan and JD10367 for guidance.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:19 PM   #83
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I could get it more often than I do but my girlfriend is so terrible at it I usually stop her about 5 minutes in anyway.

unfortunately, the same applies in my situation.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:23 PM   #84
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unfortunately, the same applies in my situation.
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Use porn to teach her.

My wife used to be terrible at it too.
Clarification: She was terrible at it when we were dating. So that would have been sophomore year in college.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:25 PM   #85
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You should. It would make you a more interesting person.
Right. Because I'm sure I enthrall this fora with tales of how much of a mancrush I have on Christopher Nolan and how exciting the life of a high school sports announcer is.

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Old 12-19-2014, 01:26 PM   #86
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I wish.
I can pretty much guarantee that won't happen. pron is the devil / 'disgusting'


I'm defeated. i fought the good fight for years. Just don't care anymore lol.
too ****ing tired 1/2 the time anyway. so I've got that going for me.
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Right. Because I'm sure I enthrall this fora with tales of how much of a mancrush I have on Christopher Nolan and how exciting the life of a high school sports announcer is.


Add more things to your portfolio. It's not tough to do, even if you're low on funds. Libraries are free, museums are usually reasonably prices, etc...
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Have her consult with Katipan and JD10367 for guidance.
I got so far as to have the conversation about what options would be available if the other person couldn't have sex anymore. For whatever reason.

I am very thorough.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:29 PM   #90
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Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?
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