ChiefsPlanet The 2015 Chiefs Planet "King of the N00bs" is... - Page 10

**RealSNR** · 01-24-2016, 02:36 PM

...nobody?

The Sorter rule says you have to go back a little bit the previous year if you want to make it a truly valid assessment of the greatest n00b of that year. Last year I went back to October of 2013 - December 2014.

This year if I go back to October of 2014 - December of 2015 and only count the posters with 200 posts or more (arbitrarily, not that those with less than 200 should be excluded from consideration), look at the crap you get saddled with:

TigerUppercut 12-01-2014 1,545
Chief Northman 04-03-2015 200
Pogue 08-11-2015 229
ChiefsFan1st 08-09-2015 216
Squalor2 08-21-2015 741
smellypitts 10-28-2015 1,514

That's why I did the n00b deathmatch last year, but I ended up getting so many complaints when we couldn't kill PizzaDoughz that we had to end the contest at a judge's decision.

So I'm going to leave it up to the CP voting public how this will be decided.

Poll forthcoming

Previous winners:

Spoiler!

**RealSNR** · 01-25-2016, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D2112

The 2014 winner is an embarrassment lol. professor should be fired and SP Chief reinstated

You should have sent out more neg reps. I had nothing to do with the decision in 2014.

**SAUTO** · 01-25-2016, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TigerUppercut

You and another poster were doing it

Which account did they send them to?

View Poll Results: How shall we decide the 2015 King of the n00bs?
Option 1: Posters nominate n00bs, we do a forum-wide vote, n00b is crowned	8	17.02%
Option 2: No nomination. Just set a base parameter to weed out the worthless lurkers and vote	2	4.26%
Option 3: Do the deathmatch again. That was fun. Don't change a thing	0	0%
Option 4: Do the deathmatch again, but this time plan out an endgame scenario from the beginning.	7	14.89%
Option 5: Write-in vote	1	2.13%
Option 6: No n00b is worthy. Cancel it this year. Also, **** you, Direckshun's whore mother, etc...	28	59.57%
Gonzo should've won since Fax left us.	1	2.13%
Voters: 47. You may not vote on this poll

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RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2400208	The 2015 Chiefs Planet "King of the N00bs" is... ...nobody? The Sorter rule says you have to go back a little bit the previous year if you want to make it a truly valid assessment of the greatest n00b of that year. Last year I went back to October of 2013 - December 2014. This year if I go back to October of 2014 - December of 2015 and only count the posters with 200 posts or more (arbitrarily, not that those with less than 200 should be excluded from consideration), look at the crap you get saddled with: TigerUppercut 12-01-2014 1,545 Chief Northman 04-03-2015 200 Pogue 08-11-2015 229 ChiefsFan1st 08-09-2015 216 Squalor2 08-21-2015 741 smellypitts 10-28-2015 1,514 That's why I did the n00b deathmatch last year, but I ended up getting so many complaints when we couldn't kill PizzaDoughz that we had to end the contest at a judge's decision. So I'm going to leave it up to the CP voting public how this will be decided. Poll forthcoming Previous winners: Spoiler! 2014 King of the n00bs: Bufkin 2013 King of the n00bs: AussieChiefsFan 2012 King of the n00bs: Sorter 2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher 2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun 2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief 2008 No one was deemed worthy 2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc. 2005 King of the n00bs: FAX
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