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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:59 PM   #361
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WOW, good going there crime dog. What a snitch you are. Were you the type to snitch on your fellow high school classmates cause you knew they were going to have a party with beer there? I bet you were. Just envious that no one ever invited you so you had to take it out on them. So pathetic.
No but I am a LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER and I will do my JOB and help the local guys catch your punkass...have a nice day turd monkey
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:11 PM   #362
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:13 PM   #363
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:18 PM   #364
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Oh damn I missed that
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:19 PM   #365
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:21 PM   #366
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:25 PM   #367
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You're just a pure sociopath, aren't you?

If some lowlife piece of shit stole an $800 computer from me, I sure as hell wouldn't be over it in a day. Some amoral turd just like you stole a stereo from me when I was in the Navy and was assigned a locker with a broken lock. Still pisses me off when I think about it.

Hopefully your next victim will catch you in the act and give you the beatdown you so richly deserve. And if he happens to beat you to death, so much the better for the gene pool.
You just don't have the old rage fraze.
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Old 06-26-2007, 10:26 PM   #368
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I must say this douchebag has provided some quality posting responses. So his entertainment value should not go unnoticed. A mod could still have the pleasure of banning his ass.
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