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Old 08-11-2015, 08:46 PM  
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So the Dr. says....

I am a major fatass and if I don't go on a ketogenic diet, I will have to go on medication. FWIW, my cardiologist also said I needed to go on a low carb diet. (My primary care physician was surprised a cardiologist would say that, but he was pleased.)

So....

Who here has gone on a keto/low carb diet?

What were the results? What were the good things about it, and what were the downsides?

Thanks for any input.

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Old 08-12-2015, 09:30 AM   #31
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And reward yourself with a steak if you can meet your goals. Diet drinks are also terrible for you, the artificial sweeteners stimulate appetite
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:34 AM   #32
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How many carbs were you eating a day?
I was impatient.

It said to do 30 so I went 20. Or less.

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How much water were you drinking?
Not enough. I'm pretty sure of that.

At about month 3 right when my exercise level spiked I was drinking pretty heavily (shocker, I know.) So I'm sure I was dehydrated a large part of the time. Hell, if not for those empty calories I might have looked like Bale in the Machinist...
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:34 AM   #33
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:35 AM   #34
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I hear ya,one of my go to meals that I made in large quantities to cut costs was a giant casserole with eggs,ham,sausage,bacon,cheese,onions.mushrooms,basically anything low carb you like.

I'd use one of those huge foil baking pans with 3 dozen eggs etc. and bake it up.Cut a square whenever and it warms up great in the microwave,top with some salsa and sour cream and enjoy.
Yeah, I'd eat 4 eggs a day. Fried, boiled, scrambled with cheese. Made sure I ate 4 at minimum to take up space.

My doc hated the idea and expected a cholesterol spike but it went down instead...
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:41 AM   #35
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Dude, **** dieting.

Step 1. buy a copious amount of meth
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Step 3. Lose copious amounts of weight (and sleep and maybe some teeth)
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:44 AM   #36
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My doc hated the idea and expected a cholesterol spike but it went down instead...
Exact same thing here,doc was very surprised.
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I was impatient.

It said to do 30 so I went 20. Or less.



Not enough. I'm pretty sure of that.

At about month 3 right when my exercise level spiked I was drinking pretty heavily (shocker, I know.) So I'm sure I was dehydrated a large part of the time. Hell, if not for those empty calories I might have looked like Bale in the Machinist...
If you were eating 20 or less....you should have been dropping a ton of weight in the first two months.
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:46 AM   #38
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Dude, **** dieting.

Step 1. buy a copious amount of meth
Step 2. consume aforementioned copious amount of meth
Step 3. Lose copious amounts of weight (and sleep and maybe some teeth)
Step 4. ???????
Step 5. Profit
1. Meth is more expensive than meat.
2. More meth = less money = more work = more likely you get fired on meth.
3. True.
4. No profit in DOING meth.
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:47 AM   #39
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Who here has gone on a keto/low carb diet?
i didn't know he had a diet plan.




if you start his diet will he let you drive in his cool car?
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If you were eating 20 or less....you should have been dropping a ton of weight in the first two months.
It took me right at 3 weeks doing 20 or less but after that it really kicked in.
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If you were eating 20 or less....you should have been dropping a ton of weight in the first two months.
I think at the start I was so far overweight (I'm 5'7") and so lethargic it took a while to build up that metabolism.

And at the start I could eat a ton of chicken/steak/eggs and fill that stomach full. Loved it. Greatest diet ever.

After a while you wear those foods out and I think just out of boredom or being sick of the same thing I ate less of them slowly over time...
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:53 AM   #42
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i didn't know he had a diet plan.




if you start his diet will he let you drive in his cool car?
Your heart will explode...
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:54 AM   #43
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And at the start I could eat a ton of chicken/steak/eggs and fill that stomach full. Loved it. Greatest diet ever.

After a while you wear those foods out and I think just out of boredom or being sick of the same thing I ate less of them slowly over time...
My fav was taco salads with no chips of course.
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If you can't live without bread.....try this out.

http://www.greatlowcarb.com/

A little on the pricey side.....but worth it if you love bread.
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Old 08-12-2015, 10:07 AM   #45
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If you can't live without bread.....try this out.

http://www.greatlowcarb.com/

A little on the pricey side.....but worth it if you love bread.
Looks like some great selections,I personally buy the Sara Lee two pack at Sam's Club for under $5.
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