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Toben Opurum
Has the best name on the Kansas City Chiefs.
I will be rooting for Toben Opurum to make this roster at LB every goddamn day. Toben Opurum, I salute you. Toben Opurum, folks. Toben Opurum. Keep ****ing doubting Toben Opurum. 6'1", 249 lbs. Runs a 4.6. 34.5" vertical. 10'4" broad. Benched 225 lbs 24 times. Team captain. Not going to kid you, those are actually really good measurables. You might be asking yourself: does Toben Opurum have a nickname? Yes. Toben Opurum has a nickname. And Toben Opurum's nickname is “Tobenuchukwu.” Toben Opurum can also play fullback, and we know this regime loves them some fullbacks. Read up on Toben Opurum. Because Toben Opurum is a name you want to know. His name is Toben Opurum. His name is Toben Opurum. His name is Toben Opurum. |
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05-06-2013, 04:40 PM | #31 |
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05-06-2013, 06:18 PM | #32 |
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Mola Ram, Sudha Ram, MolaRamSudhRam
drum hits Mola Ram, Sudha Ram, MolRamSudhRam faster drum hits I wish his last name was OpuRam. Then we could swap him out with MolaRam and he could rip peoples hearts out. Although they're not technically dead and it's not a concussion so they might be able to keep playing. Still, it should be intimidating. |
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