MU ****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread**** - Page 153

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:02 PM

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.

Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.

Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO

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kepp · 10-25-2013, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mosbonian

I understand your confidence....but please let me remind you MU is the University that is the recipient/victim of the following:

1) The Fifth Down
2) The Flea Kicker
3) The Tyus Edney layup
4) The Orange Bowl snub (taking KS instead)
5) Loss to Norfolk State in the NCAA

So I hope you understand my reluctance to have hope that the football gods will smile down on us.

LOL

"We're counting down the final BCS standing tonight on ESPN and we're down to the final 3. Will Missouri make it to the big game?!? And its time to reveal #3 as....WAIT! It looks like one of the engineers just tripped over the BCS computer's cord! All the data is lost so we're going to have to use the human polls. Sorry, Missouri."

warrior · 10-25-2013, 10:16 AM

Checked the TV schedule last night at least I get to watch the game that will make two

Frazod · 10-25-2013, 10:17 AM

You guys are nuts. These are the best uniforms ever and it's not even close.

**Saul Good** · 10-25-2013, 10:21 AM

I like how the two play off each other. Bright gold one week...dark with just a touch of gold the next. It works.

kepp · 10-25-2013, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Pro Combats vs. KU in '09 were still my favorites, but those are tight.

Yep, those are my favorite as well. I have a #24 (Washington!!) pro combat jersey.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-25-2013, 10:21 AM

I prefer the helmets to the M, that's for sure.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-25-2013, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp

Yep, those are my favorite as well. I have a #24 (Washington!!) pro combat jersey.

And I thought my LJ jersey was embarrassing. Hopefully you don't have a Belcher authentic as well.

kepp · 10-25-2013, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

And I thought my LJ jersey was embarrassing. Hopefully you don't have a Belcher authentic as well.

I probably need to stop wearing it to my tutoring sessions though.

**Saul Good** · 10-25-2013, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I prefer the helmets to the M, that's for sure.

I don't get the hardon some people have for the old block M. To me, that is boring. To most people, it means Michigan.

warpaint* · 10-25-2013, 10:28 AM

Best uniforms we've ever had.

Frazod · 10-25-2013, 10:30 AM

I think we need a best uniform poll.

warpaint* · 10-25-2013, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

I don't get the hardon some people have for the old block M. To me, that is boring. To most people, it means Michigan.

I have always thought that was an absurd excuse used to promote our powercat which is essentially a Kstate ripoff.

Should we take the block M off the hill or do you think people can figure out they aren't in Ann Arbor?

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-25-2013, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

You guys are nuts. These are the best uniforms ever and it's not even close.

Ugly as KnowMo blowing himself.

**Saul Good** · 10-25-2013, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by warpaint*

I have always thought that was an absurd excuse used to promote our powercat which is essentially a Kstate ripoff.

Should we take the block M off the hill or do you think people can figure out they aren't in Ann Arbor?

No reason to get rid of the block M...just no reason to be married to it.

Eleazar · 10-25-2013, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

You guys are nuts. These are the best uniforms ever and it's not even close.

I like the gold tops with the tiger-like pattern, definitely.

The helmets for this week I'm not into, I am biased against silver and black.

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