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Old 04-06-2016, 06:52 PM  
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Mrs. Whoman69 has been gone on extended absence taking care of business in her home country. She is finally getting back next month. I told her I would get her an outfit and she would do a sexy strip tease for me. I just wanted to get some feedback on my playlist. Please note I am not into hip hop. Enrique is included because she is una Latina. I also don't really expect there to be any dancing after say...song two.

1. Black Velvet - Alannah Myles
2. Love to Love You Baby - Donna Summer (no, not the 17:30 minute version)
3. Bailando - Enrique Iglesias
4. Smooth Operator - Sade
5. Fever - Peggy Lee
6. Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye
7. You Are So Beautiful - Joe Cocker
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Old 04-07-2016, 05:32 AM   #76
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If I walked into a strip that played any of those songs on the list, I'd leave immediately.
Or you could go invest in Apple or Microsoft or something since you stepped into a time rift. Say hi to Doc and Marty for me.
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Old 04-07-2016, 06:14 AM   #77
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Man, that list ****ing sucks. Just have her strip to AM talk radio instead.
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Old 04-07-2016, 06:26 AM   #78
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Old 04-07-2016, 06:27 AM   #79
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that r kelly song is r&b by the way!
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Old 04-07-2016, 06:28 AM   #80
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Or you could go invest in Apple or Microsoft or something since you stepped into a time rift. Say hi to Doc and Marty for me.
I am 53. Studies show people stop listening to new music after 32. Besides, today's music sucks.
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Old 04-07-2016, 06:51 AM   #81
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Besides, today's music sucks.
Allow me to retort with this recent (I can imagine) shake joint favorite.

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Old 04-07-2016, 07:18 AM   #82
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It's been years since I've been in a club, but I'd say your list is too long. As I remember, most of the sets were 3 songs. Since you've been apart for some time, I'd really expect the "action" to start somewhere around the 3rd tune. I'd go with:
1. You can leave your hat on - Joe Cocker
2. Slave to love - Bryan Ferry
3. Let's get it on - Marvin Gaye
You can extend your playlist past those for lap dances or other physical contact. My lady kind of likes Aretha Franklin's Natural woman when I'm having a box lunch.
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Old 04-07-2016, 07:23 AM   #83
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It's been years since I've been in a club, but I'd say your list is too long. As I remember, most of the sets were 3 songs. Since you've been apart for some time, I'd really expect the "action" to start somewhere around the 3rd tune. I'd go with:
1. You can leave your hat on - Joe Cocker
2. Slave to love - Bryan Ferry
3. Let's get it on - Marvin Gaye
You can extend your playlist past those for lap dances or other physical contact. My lady kind of likes Aretha Franklin's Natural woman when I'm having a box lunch.
Yeah, I expect the same. She will probably not be dancing after song 3. This won't be done on the first night as she does have a 4500 mile flight. I once planned a set of music and we went through all 9 songs on the list before we were finished. This is not Al Bundy's two minutes.
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Old 04-07-2016, 07:48 AM   #84
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I am 53. Studies show people stop listening to new music after 32. Besides, today's music sucks.
I'm 53 as well and sure as hell wasn't a part of that study as there is still some damn fine new music out there,one just has to look a little harder.

That said my pick is an oldie but a very good strip tune

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I can see Dane...he'd be bitching the whole time about the production methods and whether the engineer had the mix right.
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Old 04-07-2016, 11:33 AM   #88
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ITT: Thread starter asks for feedback, then tells everyone that their feedback sucks, and wrongly labels Sublime as hip hop.


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Let's be fair here. The answers were getting were: Every selection you made sucks and I know you don't like this kind of music but play it anyway. That song by Sublime would be horrible for a strip, more for a snuff film because I would want to blow my brains out if I had to listen to all of it.
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I'm 53 as well and sure as hell wasn't a part of that study as there is still some damn fine new music out there,one just has to look a little harder.

That said my pick is an oldie but a very good strip tune

There's good music in every era, but when Kanye is considered a fine singer then there ain't much to choose from.
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These are pretty much spot on
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