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Old 08-25-2014, 09:32 PM  
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What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

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I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.
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At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.
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A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork
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I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite
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One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:02 PM   #31
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You know you are going to hell, right?

All of you insensitive pricks right to the pit of fire and brimstone.
Buncha filthy sinners the lot of 'em.
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:03 PM   #32
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I remember going out with co-workers during college to a bar after the office closed. Everyone ordered drinks. Beers, mixed drinks, etc.

I ordered what must have been 30 ounces of Pepsi. No alcohol for me! Just sugar water, thanks.
DAMN...that's like more than two cans. Sicko
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:05 PM   #33
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DAMN...that's like more than two cans. Sicko
That's probably like 500 calories though, just in a cup. Everyone else is sitting around having a beer.

It's awful.
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:10 PM   #34
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In my early 20's a group of people including myself, would try the Ben and Jerry's Vermonster challenge. It was something like 30 scoops of ice cream, a bunch of toppings, a huge brownie, and a couple of bananas all served in one tub. You and 3 others had to eat all of it in one sitting. Out if the same tub. About half way through you'd be watching melted ice cream dripping back in the tub off the knuckles of your comrades. We had like. 3 or 4 groups at a time. The groups that would finish would always barf in the parking lot. For some insane, self hating reason(same gene that made me a Chiefs fan), we did this like 3 or 4 times
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:14 PM   #35
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I graduated with this girl who was a fat ass. She rode my bus. In the morning, she would bring a bucket of sour cream and eat it with a spoon. She would follow this by washing it down with that Cheese Whiz shit that came in the spray can. Whenever someone talked to her about being fat, she would always be like, "I'm fat because of my medicine!" No.... she was fat because she ate like a dipshit.

To go along with this, I recall her and this other fat chick who rode my bus getting into a heated argument that almost became a full-fledged fight....the reason being, the sour cream eating fat girl wouldn't share any of her sour cream with the other fat girl.

It was pretty funny.
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:16 PM   #36
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I love fat kid stories. Here are mine:

1. 6 college kids who are 19-20 living in a house in Springfield. Every Monday night during football season, we would go to Wal-Mart and each of us would get a 2-liter of fruit soda (orange, strawberry, grape, etc), a rotisserie chicken, and a bag of chips. Not like a snack-size bag, but a full bag.
2. Same era, but for Chiefs' games, we would go to Little Caesar's and each person would get a $5 pizza and crazy bread.
3. A couple years later, I was living in KC with friends still at MO State. We would visit them once or twice a semester and we would drink Friday night and then to sober ourselves up on Saturday, we'd hit up a KFC buffet. We'd always end up somehow stealing enough chicken to gorge ourselves later that night while drunk again.
---Side note: Very lucky that we played racquetball religiously or we would have all been obese.---
4. Fogo de Chao. Every single year, a group of us go there and a few of us guys decide to turn it into a pigfest. Our last visit lasted 3 hours. Bonus: I took a shit at the 1.5 hour mark.
5. First time I got high I spent $25 at QuikTrip on food.
6. Ultimate fat day: Drunk at 5am, went to Chubby's on Broadway. Wake up at 3pm and go to Dairy Queen. High at 9pm and ordered pizza and Chinese food.

If I live past 30, it'll be amazing.
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:21 PM   #37
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once saw a man down a full solo cup of pig drippings. It was the runoff from butchering an entire smoked hog. groosssss! fast forward 5 years and he had gout at 30
Jesus. I retched just reading that?
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:29 PM   #38
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I have a buddy who used to have a penchant for picking up the fattest chick in any club.
(Beer was clearly the problem).
I'd try to intervene by asking him how many fingers I was holding up. If I flashed 3 he said 2, 2 was 1. The guy was hopeless...
The fattest thing he did was a 350 lb boar masquerading as a woman.
He swears to this day "she had great tits".
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:32 PM   #39
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5) I'm fairly healthy now, but every once in a while I'll order a large pizza from Minsky's and eat the entire thing with a 6 pack of craft beer. I try to eat a minimal amount of carbs and not drink during the week (I tend to feel better if I don't) and I'll reward myself with no more than one shitty meal on the weekends. The pizza is all I have left.
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:33 PM   #40
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I have a buddy who used to have a penchant for picking up the fattest chick in any club.
(Beer was clearly the problem).
I'd try to intervene by asking him how many fingers I was holding up. If I flashed 3 he said 2, 2 was 1. The guy was hopeless...
The fattest thing he did was a 350 lb boar masquerading as a woman.
He swears to this day "she had great tits".
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Look, I dress like a 50 year old lesbian.

http://facebook.com/thepindoctors
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:35 PM   #41
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:39 PM   #42
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My cousins used to have this bad ass chinese buffet by their house and we used to tear it up. Well the first time i went my cousins were telling me how they would put at least 2 pounds of shrimp on their plate, they used to clean them out. So as were walking in the owner saw us and looked like he wanted to shit his pants.
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:39 PM   #43
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You guys all beat me, but I'll admit that any time I buy a Marie Callender's Lemon Meringue Pie, the only reason I stop eating once I open it up is shame. I can sometimes stretch it out to three servings, but usually not.
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:47 PM   #44
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I would order a bacon sonic double cheeseburger and some jalapeño poppers. Guess what I did? Threw about 3 to 4 of those poppers on the burger and destroyed it. Amazing.
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Old 08-25-2014, 10:51 PM   #45
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I used to routinely eat 3 Bacon and Tomato sandwiches (with mayo) for dinner. I haven't had a single one this year. Sniff.

When I was a teenager, a bowl of ice cream could mean a quart.

At the Cheesecake Factory, an order of Chicken Bellagio and cheese cake for dessert could easily pop 3000 calories.

That's all I got.
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