Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms - Page 9

**Rain Man** · 07-10-2018, 08:21 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - A coastal beach
Starting Distance - 81 feet

Detoxing

Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 14 seconds
Special Factors - None

canoworms

Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape
Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove

**Rain Man** · 07-12-2018, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Nope. Still tied.

Unfortunately, canoworms got the first vote. Your subsequent vote may mean that he gets a flesh-eating bacteria from the sand abrasions that will affect him once he starts the foursome.

ModSocks · 07-12-2018, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canoworms

Apparently dead men do tell lies.

Scoreboard don't lie.

Next vote that Detoxing gets make Detoxing the winner.

ModSocks · 07-12-2018, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Unfortunately, canoworms got the first vote. Your subsequent vote may mean that he gets a flesh-eating bacteria from the sand abrasions that will affect him once he starts the foursome.

I'll need to see proof of this first, buddy.

For all i know, i got the first vote.

**cdcox** · 07-12-2018, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

I'll need to see proof of this first, buddy.

For all i know, i got the first vote.

You are seriously deranged from the poison.

**Rain Man** · 07-12-2018, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

I'll need to see proof of this first, buddy.

For all i know, i got the first vote.

Let me ask see if I can find any witnesses.

Hey, you. Yeah, you with the thin little beard. Was the winner Detoxing on the left, or canoworms on the right?

ModSocks · 07-12-2018, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canoworms

You are seriously deranged from the poison.

I see you're in bed with the judge, but it's not enough to save you.

Tied game. Match keeps going. Next vote i get makes me the winner.

**The Franchise** · 07-12-2018, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Let me ask see if I can find any witnesses.

Hey, you. Yeah, you with the thin little beard. Was the winner Detoxing on the left, or canoworms on the right?

Looks to me like he's pointing to his left. Detox wins.

**Rain Man** · 07-12-2018, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Looks to me like he's pointing to his left. Detox wins.

He's dyslexic.

ModSocks · 07-12-2018, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Looks to me like he's pointing to his left. Detox wins.

via GIPHY

**The Franchise** · 07-12-2018, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

He's dyslexic.

Which has nothing to do with directions. He's not blind.

ModSocks · 07-12-2018, 09:47 AM

Welp, there we have it. I guess i win. Pestilence has confirmed.

**Rain Man** · 07-12-2018, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Which has nothing to do with directions. He's not blind.

Actually, he is blind. But he heard the vote being cast.

**The Franchise** · 07-12-2018, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Actually, he is blind. But he heard the vote being cast.

I call shenanigans on your entire tournament, sir!

**Rain Man** · 07-12-2018, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

I call shenanigans on your entire tournament, sir!

You can't. You're dead.

**The Franchise** · 07-12-2018, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You can't. You're dead.

I'm haunting this tournament from now on.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
Detoxing	31	50.00%
canoworms	31	50.00%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3348491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. Venue - A coastal beach Starting Distance - 81 feet Detoxing Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars Prep Time - 14 seconds Special Factors - None canoworms Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points Prep Time - 9 Minutes Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove
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ModSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $4304563	Welp, there we have it. I guess i win. Pestilence has confirmed. __________________ It's O'side or No side, baby.
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