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Old 07-21-2012, 02:57 AM  
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The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel

The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.


To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


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Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


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Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


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Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


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Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


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Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


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Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


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We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


SIGN BELOW


This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

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Old 10-12-2012, 08:54 AM   #751
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2nd and 11 there. You hit dex he at least makes it a 3rd and short by catching it and running straight out of bounds.




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Old 10-12-2012, 08:56 AM   #752
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I don't blame Casshole for making that throw to be honest.

It just so happens that Dex was wide open, and he threw a high ball that was tipped up and picked.

Happens to shitty QBs I guess.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:02 AM   #753
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Yeah, wasn't really a shit decision that time, just a shit throw.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:06 AM   #754
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On basically every nfl passing play, there is a guy open or nfl open. Remember Trent greens best years? He sit back there surveyed the field and found the open guy.


Cassel doesn't do one thing good in terms of nfl qb skills.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:27 AM   #755
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He can't throw down field
He can't hit his WR's in stride
His throws are constantly high or "they float"
There's no zip on his throws
His pocket awareness is downright terrible
He's a momentum killer
He locks in on his first read (usually Bowe) and if he's not there he checks down


And Pioli really thinks we can win with this loser?

I wish I could be paid millions to make horrible ignorant decisions.
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:57 AM   #756
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He can't throw down field
He can't hit his WR's in stride
His throws are constantly high or "they float"
There's no zip on his throws
His pocket awareness is downright terrible
He's a momentum killer
He locks in on his first read (usually Bowe) and if he's not there he checks down


And Pioli really thinks we can win with this loser?

I wish I could be paid millions to make horrible ignorant decisions.
Don't we all.
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:06 AM   #757
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:21 AM   #758
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I'm kind of sad that The Declaration is rather useless at this point.

This fight appears to be over already.

Today we are free men.





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Old 10-12-2012, 10:25 AM   #759
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JFC......that's terrible.
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:25 AM   #760
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Notice in each o those videos he has basically a perfect pocket
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:34 AM   #761
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Notice in each o those videos he has basically a perfect pocket
The Oline has been pass blocking very well all season other than the BUF game.
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Old 10-12-2012, 10:43 AM   #763
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I'm kind of sad that The Declaration is rather useless at this point.

This fight appears to be over already.

Today we are free men.
The fight isn't over until he sits on the bench after he is cleared to play. I still don't trust the ****ers.
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The fight isn't over until he sits on the bench after he is cleared to play. I still don't trust the ****ers.
It's over, man.

Cassel will not be our starting QB next season.

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This is mind bottling, how can he be in the NFL? I thought it was the best of the best, cream of the crop. He did even play in college, how can you just go from high school to the NFL? At least when they do it in the NBA it's because you have talent.

It truly does bottle the mind.
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