Science Which of the following two body types do you prefer in women?

**TimBone** · 02-05-2015, 02:03 AM

There was a disagreement on what is considered thin/thick/fat/bony in a thread sometime last week. I've been meaning to make this thread for a week now to see what the overall preference would be among CP.

Now, I assume that for most of us there would be a happy medium somewhere between the two body types below, but for this threads purpose you're being limited to the following options.

So, it's the end of the night, you've been at the bar looking for that special lady. You're not drunk. You've got a slight buzz, but you're still well within a solid enough frame of mind to keep your normal standards. There are two girls giving, each on opposite sides of the bar, both giving you the "**** me" eyes. They have identical faces, identical skin colors, they could pass for identical twins, aside from one thing....their body type. Which one do you go home with?

Side note: It was also suggested in that thread that old guys like fat girls, so feel free to comment with your age and which body type you chose, and your ideal female body type if you please(pics are encouraged).

My apologies for no humorous options in the poll, I'm trying to keep the results as accurate as possible. Also, I'm not Rain Man, so **** off.

BODY TYPE A

BODY TYPE B

threebag · 02-05-2015, 03:03 AM

Body Type A.

I want to get to my place and ****. I don't want to spend a couple hours at Shoney's.

-King- · 02-05-2015, 03:29 AM

Of those two, I'd rather have B. A is just disgusting to me.

Imon Yourside · 02-05-2015, 03:32 AM

always had B so i'll take the A.

**LoneWolf** · 02-05-2015, 04:52 AM

Body type B. If I wanted to **** prepubescent boys, I would have joined the priesthood.

bigjosh · 02-05-2015, 04:53 AM

B. And it's not even close.

Coochie liquor · 02-05-2015, 04:59 AM

I'm 42, and weigh 176, and if choosing between the 2 it would be B every time. Although I usually like mine a little thicker than that, but with only those 2 choices..,. B

Schnitzel · 02-05-2015, 05:09 AM

Probably B

POND_OF_RED · 02-05-2015, 05:11 AM

Body type A. **** being all about the bass. I wanna hit some treble notes.

TLO · 02-05-2015, 06:18 AM

I'm a B boy.

KCUnited · 02-05-2015, 06:32 AM

I'd give A a throat IV of continuous protein faster than she could puke it up. She'd look like B in 60 days.

Skyy God · 02-05-2015, 06:33 AM

CP, home of shaved head/goatee types, loves it some B.

KC Jones · 02-05-2015, 06:41 AM

B, it's not even close.

siberian khatru · 02-05-2015, 06:42 AM

I prefer something in between, but if forced to choose I'd go with B.

TLO · 02-05-2015, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

CP, home of shaved head/goatee types, loves it some B.

A looks like she has a meth habit.

B is a little chubby.

B is the only answer.

View Poll Results: Which female body type listed in the OP do you prefer?
Body Type A	67	43.79%
Body Type B	86	56.21%
Voters: 153. You may not vote on this poll

02-05-2015, 02:03 AM
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Which of the following two body types do you prefer in women? There was a disagreement on what is considered thin/thick/fat/bony in a thread sometime last week. I've been meaning to make this thread for a week now to see what the overall preference would be among CP. Now, I assume that for most of us there would be a happy medium somewhere between the two body types below, but for this threads purpose you're being limited to the following options. So, it's the end of the night, you've been at the bar looking for that special lady. You're not drunk. You've got a slight buzz, but you're still well within a solid enough frame of mind to keep your normal standards. There are two girls giving, each on opposite sides of the bar, both giving you the "** me" eyes. They have identical faces, identical skin colors, they could pass for identical twins, aside from one thing....their body type. Which one do you go home with? Side note: It was also suggested in that thread that old guys like fat girls, so feel free to comment with your age and which body type you chose, and your ideal female body type if you please(pics are encouraged). My apologies for no humorous options in the poll, I'm trying to keep the results as accurate as possible. Also, I'm not Rain Man, so off. BODY TYPE A BODY TYPE B**
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02-05-2015, 03:03 AM	#2
threebag Snacks Are Under My Apron Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Edge Casino cash: $3081660	Body Type A. I want to get to my place and ****. I don't want to spend a couple hours at Shoney's. __________________ Free DeBerg HayWire Greatest Mod Ever In big nasty kcnut we trust
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02-05-2015, 03:29 AM	#3
-King- ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ Join Date: Jan 2009 Casino cash: $2565743	Of those two, I'd rather have B. A is just disgusting to me. __________________ 🏁
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02-05-2015, 03:32 AM	#4
Imon Yourside WhatUneed2Hear Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: AllSoulsMatter Casino cash: $2703181	always had B so i'll take the A. __________________ "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8 "Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20
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02-05-2015, 04:52 AM	#5
LoneWolf Constable of Untruths Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $1801084	Body type B. If I wanted to **** prepubescent boys, I would have joined the priesthood.
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02-05-2015, 04:53 AM	#6
bigjosh Mahomosapien Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: the great white north Casino cash: $1764902	B. And it's not even close.
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02-05-2015, 04:59 AM	#7
Coochie liquor Bolton gonna knock you out Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Free Vybz Kartel Casino cash: $2782394	I'm 42, and weigh 176, and if choosing between the 2 it would be B every time. Although I usually like mine a little thicker than that, but with only those 2 choices..,. B
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02-05-2015, 05:09 AM	#8
Schnitzel Starter Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Somewhere else Casino cash: $10013194	Probably B
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02-05-2015, 05:11 AM	#9
POND_OF_RED The talking stonehead Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Blue Springs, MO Casino cash: $1853146	Body type A. **** being all about the bass. I wanna hit some treble notes.
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02-05-2015, 06:18 AM	#10
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1994900	I'm a B boy.
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02-05-2015, 06:32 AM	#11
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $2368244	I'd give A a throat IV of continuous protein faster than she could puke it up. She'd look like B in 60 days. Last edited by KCUnited; 02-05-2015 at 08:19 AM..
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02-05-2015, 06:33 AM	#12
Skyy God 11-5, baby Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Livin the dream Casino cash: $2191557	CP, home of shaved head/goatee types, loves it some B.
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02-05-2015, 06:41 AM	#13
KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	B, it's not even close. __________________ re-sign: to sign again resign: to withdraw from employment
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02-05-2015, 06:42 AM	#14
siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium Casino cash: $2624950	I prefer something in between, but if forced to choose I'd go with B.
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