Misc Let's fight. - Page 4

Direckshun · 11-09-2014, 03:10 AM

I will fight you.

We start 100 yards away from one another in the middle of a cool desert plains.

Click on this randomizer -- it will give you a superpower. Do it twice -- we'll give you two superpowers.

The two I have:

Electrical Absorption -- the ability to take electrical energy and turn it into any kind of energy.

and

Aero-Telekinesis -- the ability to manipulate matter using wind, a la Storm of the X-Men.

Whatcha got? LET'S FIGHT.

**TimBone** · 11-09-2014, 10:27 AM

I really just wanted invisibility so that I could sneak into chicks dressing rooms.

Also, Flop is right, he got the end all be all of superpowers, we can shut this thing down.

**** him, though. He better at least get me some good pics from chicks dressing rooms.

Direckshun · 11-09-2014, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

Not to mention anyone who wears a tinfoil hat.

Go puke a rainbow.

Direckshun · 11-09-2014, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

I really just wanted invisibility so that I could sneak into chicks dressing rooms.

Also, Flop is right, he got the end all be all of superpowers, we can shut this thing down.

**** him, though. He better at least get me some good pics from chicks dressing rooms.

It's not clear to me that he does.

I think someone with non-human superpowers can defeat him easily. I forgot what his second power was.

Edit: He didn't say what it was.

Bastard.

Fritz88 · 11-09-2014, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

Not to mention anyone who wears a tinfoil hat.

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Fritz88 · 11-09-2014, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

It's not clear to me that he does.

I think someone with non-human superpowers can defeat him easily. I forgot what his second power was.

A friend got parasite control.

Maybe we can unleash a billion of them at Flop.
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DrunkBassGuitar · 11-09-2014, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

I will fight you.

We start 100 yards away from one another in the middle of a cool desert plains.

Click on this randomizer -- it will give you a superpower. Do it twice -- we'll give you two superpowers.

The two I have:

Electrical Absorption -- the ability to take electrical energy and turn it into any kind of energy.

and

Aero-Telekinesis -- the ability to manipulate matter using wind, a la Storm of the X-Men.

Whatcha got? LET'S FIGHT.

I got Ice wings and ..... destiny weaving.

I guess it's your destiny to lose. Because that's what I weaved. ****.

Direckshun · 11-09-2014, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar

I got Ice wings and ..... destiny weaving.

So when we fight, do I get to have a loom?

WTF is destiny weaving?

And ice wings, for that matter? Are you grounded in the summer, or something?

Direckshun · 11-09-2014, 10:36 AM

Alright, the ice wings are bullshit. The scene is in a desert. You got no ice. So that's useless.

The destiny weaving, however, may put you above everybody in this thread. You essentially know everything, and can warp reality.

You can rob Flop of his mimicry powers before he ever knows who you are.

Cabletech94 is a demigod, it's hard to say, but it's not looking good for him at this point..

DrunkBassGuitar · 11-09-2014, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

WTF is destiny weaving?

And ice wings, for that matter? Are you grounded in the summer, or something?

destiny weaving like you weave a cloth with someone's life path or whatever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norns

seems pretty useless in a fight though.

And I can't even imagine how ice wings would even work. I got ****ed by the randomizer

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-09-2014, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

It's not clear to me that he does.

I think someone with non-human superpowers can defeat him easily. I forgot what his second power was.

Edit: He didn't say what it was.

Bastard.

I can construct shields from wood. LOL No bullshit. That's what I got. But it doesn't matter. The first one gave me that power, and any other power be it real world, or superhero. So I was already busting some wood shields out anyways.

Literally, I can't...

Direckshun · 11-09-2014, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar

destiny weaving like you weave a cloth with someone's life path or whatever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norns

seems pretty useless in a fight though.

And I can't even imagine how ice wings would even work. I got ****ed by the randomizer

Disagree. When you read down the list of everything destiny weaving gives you, you can pretty much shut down anybody in this thread so far.

Direckshun · 11-09-2014, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I can construct shields from wood. LOL No bullshit. That's what I got.

Holy shit.

It's not quite cdcox's rainbow barfing, but that comes close.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-09-2014, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

Holy shit.

It's not quite cdcox's rainbow barfing, but that comes close.

"rainbow barfing" Haha!

Direckshun · 11-09-2014, 10:47 AM

To be fair, rainbow generation would get you laid ALL the time.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-09-2014, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

To be fair, rainbow generation would get you laid ALL the time.

Unless it was the bitches in that video I posted. I hope you watched it. You'd appreciate the shit out of that.

11-09-2014, 03:10 AM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4423447	Let's fight. I will fight you. We start 100 yards away from one another in the middle of a cool desert plains. Click on this randomizer -- it will give you a superpower. Do it twice -- we'll give you two superpowers. The two I have: Electrical Absorption -- the ability to take electrical energy and turn it into any kind of energy. and Aero-Telekinesis -- the ability to manipulate matter using wind, a la Storm of the X-Men. Whatcha got? LET'S FIGHT.
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11-09-2014, 10:27 AM	#46
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	I really just wanted invisibility so that I could sneak into chicks dressing rooms. Also, Flop is right, he got the end all be all of superpowers, we can shut this thing down. **** him, though. He better at least get me some good pics from chicks dressing rooms.
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11-09-2014, 10:36 AM	#53
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4423447	Alright, the ice wings are bullshit. The scene is in a desert. You got no ice. So that's useless. The destiny weaving, however, may put you above everybody in this thread. You essentially know everything, and can warp reality. You can rob Flop of his mimicry powers before he ever knows who you are. Cabletech94 is a demigod, it's hard to say, but it's not looking good for him at this point..
Posts: 59,250

11-09-2014, 10:47 AM	#59
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4423447	To be fair, rainbow generation would get you laid ALL the time.
Posts: 59,250