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Old 08-04-2014, 04:47 PM  
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Old 08-05-2014, 07:00 AM   #61
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Old 08-05-2014, 07:16 AM   #62
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Old 08-05-2014, 08:10 AM   #63
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Old 08-05-2014, 08:11 AM   #64
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well then we'll learn in 3 seconds
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Old 08-05-2014, 08:17 AM   #65
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Old 08-05-2014, 08:21 AM   #66
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well then we'll learn in 3 seconds

If I could make her back arched, toes pointed and her entire body shake like she was on a 1000 fingers massage bed in 3 seconds I would be 'The Man'.
I'm afraid I'll never be that good.
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Old 08-05-2014, 08:23 AM   #67
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If I could make her back arched, toes pointed and her entire body shake like she was on a 1000 fingers massage bed in 3 seconds I would be 'The Man'.
I'm afraid I'll never be that good.
hey, i was only talking about myself

who cares what happens to her
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Old 08-05-2014, 08:26 AM   #68
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hey, i was only talking about myself

who cares what happens to her

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Old 08-05-2014, 08:31 AM   #69
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Old 08-05-2014, 08:34 AM   #70
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Old 08-05-2014, 08:40 AM   #71
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Word of mouth is the best form of advertising. It's all about the big picture.
It doesn't work that way with girls.

If you're really good in bed, then we're never really done with you. If we're never really done with you, we really don't want to encounter our best friends snail trails. Strange snail trails aren't as damaging but odds are you didn't tell a stranger about your sexual dynamo. If you're really good in bed but ****ed up crazy in the head then we'll forever focus on the crazy part. If you're really bad in bed we aren't telling anyone because any woman worth her weight can turn a pig's ear into a silk purse.

The only caveat is if you have a huge dick. We'll fly a banner bragging about that shit.
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Old 08-05-2014, 08:45 AM   #72
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If you're really good in bed, then we're never really done with you. If we're never really done with you, we really don't want to encounter our best friends snail trails. Strange snail trails aren't as damaging but odds are you didn't tell a stranger about your sexual dynamo. If you're really good in bed but ****ed up crazy in the head then we'll forever focus on the crazy part. If you're really bad in bed we aren't telling anyone because any woman worth her weight can turn a pig's ear into a silk purse.

The only caveat is if you have a huge dick. We'll fly a banner bragging about that shit.
Shit your smart. You should start a thread with female advice.
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Old 08-05-2014, 09:13 AM   #75
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If you're really good in bed, then we're never really done with you. If we're never really done with you, we really don't want to encounter our best friends snail trails. Strange snail trails aren't as damaging but odds are you didn't tell a stranger about your sexual dynamo. If you're really good in bed but ****ed up crazy in the head then we'll forever focus on the crazy part. If you're really bad in bed we aren't telling anyone because any woman worth her weight can turn a pig's ear into a silk purse.

The only caveat is if you have a huge dick. We'll fly a banner bragging about that shit.
Very well put. I get that. Let me put it this way.

I just do the best I can and if once in a blue moon there's a bonus then so be it.
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