Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 14 - Bowser versus SAUTO - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 08-14-2018, 12:13 PM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - On a dusty highway outside of Bakersfield, California
Starting Distance - 1468 feet

Bowser

Main Weapon - Native American bow and 6 arrows
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 5 Minutes
Special Factors - None

SAUTO

Main Weapon - Drone that can drop three bombs, each powerful enough to stun a person if landing within four feet.
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You are wearing boots with sharpened blades protruding from the toes

**The Franchise** · 08-14-2018, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAUTO

have any of you guys ever tried to SHOOT a native american bow?

i have and its not that easy.

im quick on my feet. he aint getting me with that.

Can you pilot a drone and move at the same time?

**Rain Man** · 08-14-2018, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pest

Can you pilot a drone and move at the same time?

I'm also unclear on his ability to use blade-imbedded boots.

**LoneWolf** · 08-14-2018, 05:29 PM

You fly drone right at him. Even if he hits the drone with an arrow, the drone is close enough to drop a bomb and stun Bowser. 3-4 minutes is a long time. Plenty of time to cover the distance and stomp the shit out of him. Sauto wins this easily.

**Rain Man** · 08-14-2018, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf

You fly drone right at him. Even if he hits the drone with an arrow, the drone is close enough to drop a bomb and stun Bowser. 3-4 minutes is a long time. Plenty of time to cover the distance and stomp the shit out of him. Sauto wins this easily.

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threebag · 08-14-2018, 06:47 PM

He won’t need the blades. A good heel will curb stomp Bowsers ass

**Bowser** · 08-14-2018, 07:14 PM

I had this three paragraph explanation of how I was going to steal the remote from SAUTO and fly his own drone straight up his ass, but let's be real here. I've never shot a Native American bow (I'm a decent shot with a compound bow, though), so my only chance is if SAUTO is so shit faced he hits the "DROP" button in a drunken stupor right after the drone takes off and stuns himself into oblivion (a very real possibility), giving me a chance to shove an arrow through his ear hole.

https://youtu.be/quIJTGjlh8o?t=7s

**Dartgod** · 08-14-2018, 07:17 PM

I think there is some shenanigans afoot in the voting.

ghak99 · 08-14-2018, 07:19 PM

That vote.

**Bowser** · 08-14-2018, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I think there is some shenanigans afoot in the voting.

**kysirsoze** · 08-14-2018, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf

You fly drone right at him. Even if he hits the drone with an arrow, the drone is close enough to drop a bomb and stun Bowser. 3-4 minutes is a long time. Plenty of time to cover the distance and stomp the shit out of him. Sauto wins this easily.

Yeah, this convinced me.

MarkDavis'Haircut · 08-14-2018, 08:59 PM

891 votes?!

**Bwana** · 08-14-2018, 10:54 PM

Oh My!

Bowser		892	98.13%
SAUTO		17	1.87%

**Buehler445** · 08-14-2018, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAUTO

have any of you guys ever tried to SHOOT a native american bow?

i have and its not that easy.

im quick on my feet. he aint getting me with that.

Stick bows are a bitch to shoot. Plus the arrowhead is a rock. Those dudes were tough mother****ers to bring down buffalo with them.

Bowser ain’t that after 10 minutes.

He could keep the last arrow for hand to hand but the knife boot would work better.

**SAUTO** · 08-15-2018, 06:39 AM

i wear big boots and kick the shit out of things every day.

this is right in my wheelhouse.

Beef Supreme · 08-15-2018, 08:05 AM

Does Sauto have the flexibility to kick above the shins?

View Poll Results: Who wins?
Bow-chicka-bow-wow	8,932	50.00%
SAUTOPOOP	8,933	50.00%
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08-14-2018, 12:13 PM
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08-14-2018, 05:29 PM	#18
LoneWolf Constable of Untruths Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $1781084	You fly drone right at him. Even if he hits the drone with an arrow, the drone is close enough to drop a bomb and stun Bowser. 3-4 minutes is a long time. Plenty of time to cover the distance and stomp the shit out of him. Sauto wins this easily.
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08-14-2018, 06:47 PM	#20
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08-14-2018, 07:14 PM	#21
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $3481616	I had this three paragraph explanation of how I was going to steal the remote from SAUTO and fly his own drone straight up his ass, but let's be real here. I've never shot a Native American bow (I'm a decent shot with a compound bow, though), so my only chance is if SAUTO is so shit faced he hits the "DROP" button in a drunken stupor right after the drone takes off and stuns himself into oblivion (a very real possibility), giving me a chance to shove an arrow through his ear hole. https://youtu.be/quIJTGjlh8o?t=7s
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08-14-2018, 07:17 PM	#22
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $7450000	I think there is some shenanigans afoot in the voting. __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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08-14-2018, 07:19 PM	#23
ghak99 MVP Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $1972250	That vote.
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08-14-2018, 08:59 PM	#26
MarkDavis'Haircut MVP Join Date: Aug 2017 Casino cash: $5070400	891 votes?!
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08-15-2018, 06:39 AM	#29
SAUTO Shit Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $10039067	i wear big boots and kick the shit out of things every day. this is right in my wheelhouse.
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08-15-2018, 08:05 AM	#30
Beef Supreme MVP Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $10019560	Does Sauto have the flexibility to kick above the shins?
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