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Old 04-12-2014, 10:54 AM  
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Blake Bortles

Blake Bortles.



When watching this guy play football, does anyone else confuse him with a sack of shit flying out of a truck?

I don't understand the hype about this guy. If someone does, please, PLEASE explain it to me... Why is this guy projected in some mock drafts to be selected #1 overall?

I spent a long time yesterday, watching Blake Bortles clips on youtube and to say the least, I am not impressed. Even in highlight reels, he appears to be the epitome of mediocrity to me. In freaking highlight reels!!!

He throws a wobbly pass. His arm doesn't appear to be THAT strong. His receivers are constantly making acrobatic catches due to his lack of accuracy...in fact, most of his highlight reels prompt me to sit there and think to myself, "whoa...who is THAT receiver???"

His release is very, very questionable. The talent he faced is "meh."

Can someone please explain to me what the big deal about him is, besides his size and Big Ben-esque pocket presence/scrambling ability? I am obviously missing something. Did he have an awesome pro day, combine or Senior Bowl? Did Gruden schlob the hell out of his knob??? WHAT??? WHY?!?!?!

Something about him reminds me of Gabbert... I think it'd be hilarious if the Jaguars selected him.

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Old 08-17-2014, 07:15 PM   #61
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Bortles looks great, I think he's going to be the real deal.

It's so comical that CP had people pimping Manziel over Bortles. Typical CP quarterback analysis though... brought to you by "Geno at 1.1"
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Old 08-17-2014, 07:20 PM   #62
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Bortles looks great, I think he's going to be the real deal.

It's so comical that CP had people pimping Manziel over Bortles. Typical CP quarterback analysis though... brought to you by "Geno at 1.1"
I think you mean Bridgewater, dumbass. Most have always hated JFF. But Mmybe if Johnny has his 2nd good preseason game in a row we can go ahead and crown him too.
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Old 08-17-2014, 08:15 PM   #63
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Bortles looks great, I think he's going to be the real deal.

It's so comical that CP had people pimping Manziel over Bortles. Typical CP quarterback analysis though... brought to you by "Geno at 1.1"
And you had people pimping Bortles over everyone else??? I do not see your point..

Every QB in the draft had people pimping them here.
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Old 08-17-2014, 08:42 PM   #64
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Old 08-17-2014, 11:17 PM   #65
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He looks good so far.

Rico, you're analysis was spot on
I know, right?!?!
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Old 08-28-2014, 11:22 PM   #67
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Bortles looks great, I think he's going to be the real deal.

It's so comical that CP had people pimping Manziel over Bortles. Typical CP quarterback analysis though... brought to you by "Geno at 1.1"
****ing idiots liked Manziel over QBs like Bortles.

And as far as I know, none of the ardent Geno fans like Manziel over even guys like Bridgewater.

Would they have drafted Manziel over Dee Ford? You bet your ass, but that's not the point. The point is, you can't just take a misplaced QB opinion by someone and then say, "UHP! GENO!"

Because really, at this point Geno looks like a far better QB than Manziel. And he also looks like a far better pick than Eric Fisher.
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Johnny Manziel did not throw a single INT this preseason.

Chiefs fans should love him!
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Old 08-28-2014, 11:30 PM   #72
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Johnny Manziel did not throw a single INT this preseason.

Chiefs fans should love him!
He was 6/17 against back-ups. Fantastic!

Also, how is EJ Manuel doing?

Just saying, 1st round QBs are far from guaranteed to succeed.
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He was 6/17 against back-ups.
And no INTs?

He's downright Alex Smithian!
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There is only one place you find guys who can make throws like that throw Bortles made.

If you ever want to have a prayer of adding an explosive element to your passing game, get a R1QB.

Or round 2 if he falls because he's black.
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