2013 Sandbox Simulations League 1 Thread - Page 79

DJ's left nut · 12:35 PM

Figured creating a new thread for the upcoming league 1 season would probably help consolidate discussion.

Teams:

Anchorage Roadkill Rabbits lostcause
Austin Armadillos noa
Cedar Rapids Angry Clam Hammers dj56dt58
Chula Vista cripplas mrroandro
Clearwater Donkeys DJsleftnut
Dallas K-Swiss Tubes Zeke
Denver Broncos Wonton prejudice (gochiefs).
Duluth Pillagers rain man
Fort Wayne Dukes jerm
Fort Worth Drifters KCChiefsman
High Point Knob Hills ChiefAshhole20
Independence Vision cdcox
Kansas City Ball Busters Kyle DeLexus
Las Vegas Lonely Strippers sfchief
Overland Park Chiefs Old Dog
Pittsburgh Tacos brorth
Portland Rhein Foster (not a cp member - contact via djsleftnut)
Provo Knuckledraggers rageeumr
Richmond Tigerhawks carlos3652
Springfield Attack bevischief
St Joseph Stetsons austinchief
Topeka Tyrannicide Allen_kccard
Ventura Highways rockchalk
Wichita Potheads Confirmed topher79

Spoiler!

brorth · 06-20-2013, 07:17 AM

At the introductory press conference, Richard Sherman asked reporters "Why is Waco pronounced Way-co and I'm a Taco but you all call me a Tah-co?"

Pittsburgh's owner stood up mid-conference and announced the official pronunciation of the team to be the Tay-cos.

CD, Rain Man, please see to whatever changes need to be made administratively in order for this to happen.

Long live King Richard.

topher79 · 06-20-2013, 07:32 AM

Looks like everyone's posting what they've accomplished so far in FA so I guess I'll follow suit.

Wichita Potheads have signed:

CB Nolan Carroll
WR Deion Branch
WR Andrew Hawkins
QB John Skelton

Released:
WR Steve Smith
WR Jerrel Jernigan
CB Zackary Bowman
QB Sage Rosenfels

Lineup looking like:

QB Cam Newton
HB Darren Sproles/Stevan Ridley
WR A.J. Green
WR Andre Johnson
WR Andrew Hawkins
TE Zach Miller
LT Jermon Bushrod
LG Davin Joseph
C Jason Brown
RG Justin Blalock
RT Nate Solder

ILB Mason Foster
ILB Dan Conner
OLB K.J. Wright
OLB Don’t'a Hightower/Dwight Freeney
DE Jabaal Sheard
NT Domato Peko/Ahtyba Rubin
DE Jeremy Mincey
CB Darrelle Revis/Nolan Carroll
CB Alterraun Verner
SS Adrian Wilson
FS Madieu Williams

Let's get this show on the road!!!!

brorth · 06-20-2013, 07:53 AM

The Tacos are going to be coming in with a whole new look this season.

QB Peyton Manning
RB Alfred Morris, BenJarvus Green-Ellis
WR Golden Tate, Kendall Wright, Travis Benjamin, Aldrick Robinson
TE Jacob Tamme, Fred Davis
C Samson Satele
G Louis Vasquez, Brandon Brooks
T King Dunlap, Tyron Smith

DT Earl Mitchell, Justin Bannan
DE Jared Allen, Greg Hardy, Kroy Biermann
LB Dannelle Ellerbe, Paul Posluszny, Phillip Wheeler
CB Richard Sherman, Lardarius Webb, Jabari Greer
S Ryan Clark, Troy Polamalu, Chris Crocker

DJ's left nut · 06-20-2013, 08:58 AM

That's a hell of a roster turnover right there.

Certainly an improvement on the Seneca Wallace days...

Adding Manning, Morris and Sherman to a team that really wasn't that bad last season should put you right in the thick of things, especially in the Solar conference. In fact, at this point I'd say you're the clear favorite to represent them in the championship game.

Nicely done.

ChiefAshhole20 · 06-20-2013, 09:23 AM

I'm still another offseason away from SB contention, but if I was in the Solar East division, I'd be worried...

Qb- Flacco
RB- Trent Richardson, Pierre Thomas
FB- Greg Jones
WR- Reggie Wayne, Maclin, Lance Moore, Denarious Moore, Jon Baldwin
TE- Dallas Clark, Anthony Mccoy
LT- Joe Staley
LG- Iupati
C- Mike Pouncey
RG- Amini Silatolu
RT- Kelechi Osemele
DE- Chris Clemons, Will Smith
DT- Jay Ratliff, Aubrayo Franklin
LB- D.J Williams, Patrick Willis, Whitney Merciless
CB- Asante Samuel, Tramon Williams, Tracy Porter, Jerraud Powers
S- Sean Jones, Malcolm Jenkins
K-Conner Barth
P- Bryan Anger

**Rain Man** · 06-20-2013, 10:47 AM

Damn you, Cedar Rapids and your Jeff Saturday fetish. I have a hard decision to make now.

Is it worth 80 points to have a pro bowl center this year, or do I go with Meester and move 40 points forward next year? Or maybe shift to Velasco, who is younger but apparently in a battle for his starting job?

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2013, 01:36 PM

Who has Aaron Hernandez?

**Rain Man** · 06-20-2013, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

Who has Aaron Hernandez?

And how long is his contract?

DJ's left nut · 06-20-2013, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

And how long is his contract?

25 to life...

{rimshot}

DJ's left nut · 06-20-2013, 02:13 PM

And Clearwater locks up the life-blood of their 2012 defense...

Jovan Belcher, c'mon down!

Hammock Parties · 06-20-2013, 03:57 PM

I have so much ****ing money right now I hate it. I wish I had had the opportunity to bid up Victor Cruz.

**Rain Man** · 06-20-2013, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Damn you, Cedar Rapids and your Jeff Saturday fetish. I have a hard decision to make now.

Is it worth 80 points to have a pro bowl center this year, or do I go with Meester and move 40 points forward next year? Or maybe shift to Velasco, who is younger but apparently in a battle for his starting job?

Eh, it's just money. En garde, Cedar Rapids!

**Rain Man** · 06-20-2013, 06:06 PM

Edited with signing of Jeff Saturday and cutting of Brad Meester.

Duluth is looking good right now with an established veteran team. We're happy with our draft, even if we were not big players in free agency. Assuming that we don't pick up other free agents, our depth chart looks like this:

Black = Holdover from last year
Red = Rookie
Green = Free Agent
Orange = Trade

HB - Frank Gore, Leon Washington, LaMichael James, Rashard Mendenhall, Darius Reynaud
FB - Jerome Felton
QB - Philip Rivers, Ryan Fitzpatrick
WR - Randall Cobb, Hakeem Nicks, DeSean Jackson, Harry Douglas, Eddie Royal, Devon Wylie
TE - Greg Olsen, Rob Housler
LT - Jordan Gross
G - Alex Boone, Stephen Peterman, Jason Pinkston
C - Ryan Kalil, Jeff Saturday, Kyle Cook
RT - Gosder Cherilus, Jeremy Trueblood
K - Nick Folk
P - Zoltan Mesko
KR - Leon Washington
PR - Darius Reynaud
FS - Ronde Barber, Chris Prosinski
SS - William Moore
CB - Antoine Winfield, Corey Webster, Josh Norman, Javier Arenas, Corey White, Richard Crawford
OLB - Shaun Phillips, Bruce Carter, Courtney Upshaw, Dezman Moses
MLB - DeMeco Ryans, Jameel McClain, Pat Angerer
DE - Elvis Dumervil, Adrian Clayborn, Justin Tuck, Da'Quan Bowers, Darryl Tapp
DT - Kevin Williams, Kyle Williams, Peria Jerry, Terrell McClain, Josh Chapman

TambaBerry · 06-20-2013, 06:55 PM

HB Felix Jones, Mike Leshoure, Reggie Bush
QB Drew Brees
WR Fitgerald, Bowe, Britt, LaFell, Sanu, Posey
TE Gates, Carlson, Harbor, Ballard(got him cheap for next season)
LT Newhouse
LG Caldwell
C Koppen
RG Snee
RT Roland, sherrod, Adams
K Succop
P Donnie Jones
FS Byrd, Conte, Phillips
SS Barron
CB Culliver, Biggers, Cox, Clements, Davis, Bentley
OLB McClellan, Acho, Orakpo
MLB Urlacher, Lofton, Hayward, Mouton
DE Watt, Moala, Coples, Hatcher, Ford, Carriker
DT Mosley, Ellis, Howard, Dan Williams

I didnt acquire the team until after the draft, but I feel like this team should compete for the playoffs.

Fansy the Famous Bard · 06-21-2013, 06:19 AM

My team still sucks offensively

05-14-2013, 08:57 AM
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06-20-2013, 07:17 AM	#1171
brorth Starter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: lobation Casino cash: $1792480	At the introductory press conference, Richard Sherman asked reporters "Why is Waco pronounced Way-co and I'm a Taco but you all call me a Tah-co?" Pittsburgh's owner stood up mid-conference and announced the official pronunciation of the team to be the Tay-cos. CD, Rain Man, please see to whatever changes need to be made administratively in order for this to happen. Long live King Richard.
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06-20-2013, 07:32 AM	#1172
topher79 Starter Join Date: Apr 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Looks like everyone's posting what they've accomplished so far in FA so I guess I'll follow suit. Wichita Potheads have signed: CB Nolan Carroll WR Deion Branch WR Andrew Hawkins QB John Skelton Released: WR Steve Smith WR Jerrel Jernigan CB Zackary Bowman QB Sage Rosenfels Lineup looking like: QB Cam Newton HB Darren Sproles/Stevan Ridley WR A.J. Green WR Andre Johnson WR Andrew Hawkins TE Zach Miller LT Jermon Bushrod LG Davin Joseph C Jason Brown RG Justin Blalock RT Nate Solder ILB Mason Foster ILB Dan Conner OLB K.J. Wright OLB Don’t'a Hightower/Dwight Freeney DE Jabaal Sheard NT Domato Peko/Ahtyba Rubin DE Jeremy Mincey CB Darrelle Revis/Nolan Carroll CB Alterraun Verner SS Adrian Wilson FS Madieu Williams Let's get this show on the road!!!!
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06-20-2013, 07:53 AM	#1173
brorth Starter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: lobation Casino cash: $1792480	The Tacos are going to be coming in with a whole new look this season. QB Peyton Manning RB Alfred Morris, BenJarvus Green-Ellis WR Golden Tate, Kendall Wright, Travis Benjamin, Aldrick Robinson TE Jacob Tamme, Fred Davis C Samson Satele G Louis Vasquez, Brandon Brooks T King Dunlap, Tyron Smith DT Earl Mitchell, Justin Bannan DE Jared Allen, Greg Hardy, Kroy Biermann LB Dannelle Ellerbe, Paul Posluszny, Phillip Wheeler CB Richard Sherman, Lardarius Webb, Jabari Greer S Ryan Clark, Troy Polamalu, Chris Crocker
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06-20-2013, 08:58 AM	#1174
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $3089099	That's a hell of a roster turnover right there. Certainly an improvement on the Seneca Wallace days... Adding Manning, Morris and Sherman to a team that really wasn't that bad last season should put you right in the thick of things, especially in the Solar conference. In fact, at this point I'd say you're the clear favorite to represent them in the championship game. Nicely done. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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06-20-2013, 09:23 AM	#1175
ChiefAshhole20 Starter Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10005862	I'm still another offseason away from SB contention, but if I was in the Solar East division, I'd be worried... Qb- Flacco RB- Trent Richardson, Pierre Thomas FB- Greg Jones WR- Reggie Wayne, Maclin, Lance Moore, Denarious Moore, Jon Baldwin TE- Dallas Clark, Anthony Mccoy LT- Joe Staley LG- Iupati C- Mike Pouncey RG- Amini Silatolu RT- Kelechi Osemele DE- Chris Clemons, Will Smith DT- Jay Ratliff, Aubrayo Franklin LB- D.J Williams, Patrick Willis, Whitney Merciless CB- Asante Samuel, Tramon Williams, Tracy Porter, Jerraud Powers S- Sean Jones, Malcolm Jenkins K-Conner Barth P- Bryan Anger
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06-20-2013, 10:47 AM	#1176
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3408491 VARSITY	Damn you, Cedar Rapids and your Jeff Saturday fetish. I have a hard decision to make now. Is it worth 80 points to have a pro bowl center this year, or do I go with Meester and move 40 points forward next year? Or maybe shift to Velasco, who is younger but apparently in a battle for his starting job? __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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06-20-2013, 01:36 PM	#1177
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4800478	Who has Aaron Hernandez? __________________ Chiefs game films
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06-20-2013, 02:13 PM	#1180
DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $3089099	And Clearwater locks up the life-blood of their 2012 defense... Jovan Belcher, c'mon down! __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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06-20-2013, 03:57 PM	#1181
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4800478	I have so much ****ing money right now I hate it. I wish I had had the opportunity to bid up Victor Cruz. __________________ Chiefs game films
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06-20-2013, 06:06 PM	#1183
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3408491 VARSITY	Edited with signing of Jeff Saturday and cutting of Brad Meester. Duluth is looking good right now with an established veteran team. We're happy with our draft, even if we were not big players in free agency. Assuming that we don't pick up other free agents, our depth chart looks like this: Black = Holdover from last year Red = Rookie Green = Free Agent Orange = Trade HB - Frank Gore, Leon Washington, LaMichael James, Rashard Mendenhall, Darius Reynaud FB - Jerome Felton QB - Philip Rivers, Ryan Fitzpatrick WR - Randall Cobb, Hakeem Nicks, DeSean Jackson, Harry Douglas, Eddie Royal, Devon Wylie TE - Greg Olsen, Rob Housler LT - Jordan Gross G - Alex Boone, Stephen Peterman, Jason Pinkston C - Ryan Kalil, Jeff Saturday, Kyle Cook RT - Gosder Cherilus, Jeremy Trueblood K - Nick Folk P - Zoltan Mesko KR - Leon Washington PR - Darius Reynaud FS - Ronde Barber, Chris Prosinski SS - William Moore CB - Antoine Winfield, Corey Webster, Josh Norman, Javier Arenas, Corey White, Richard Crawford OLB - Shaun Phillips, Bruce Carter, Courtney Upshaw, Dezman Moses MLB - DeMeco Ryans, Jameel McClain, Pat Angerer DE - Elvis Dumervil, Adrian Clayborn, Justin Tuck, Da'Quan Bowers, Darryl Tapp DT - Kevin Williams, Kyle Williams, Peria Jerry, Terrell McClain, Josh Chapman __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit. Last edited by Rain Man; 06-23-2013 at 09:22 PM..
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06-20-2013, 06:55 PM	#1184
TambaBerry MVP Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $1765541	HB Felix Jones, Mike Leshoure, Reggie Bush QB Drew Brees WR Fitgerald, Bowe, Britt, LaFell, Sanu, Posey TE Gates, Carlson, Harbor, Ballard(got him cheap for next season) LT Newhouse LG Caldwell C Koppen RG Snee RT Roland, sherrod, Adams K Succop P Donnie Jones FS Byrd, Conte, Phillips SS Barron CB Culliver, Biggers, Cox, Clements, Davis, Bentley OLB McClellan, Acho, Orakpo MLB Urlacher, Lofton, Hayward, Mouton DE Watt, Moala, Coples, Hatcher, Ford, Carriker DT Mosley, Ellis, Howard, Dan Williams I didnt acquire the team until after the draft, but I feel like this team should compete for the playoffs.
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06-21-2013, 06:19 AM	#1185
Fansy the Famous Bard I'm with the Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $2446440	My team still sucks offensively __________________ Hi.
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