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Old 01-07-2010, 11:28 AM  
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I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news.

Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again.

No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse.

A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to **** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too.

Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ****ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a **** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name.

Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them.

But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up.

Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:49 AM   #46
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I always find it interesting that people use a self portrait in their avatar. At least no one can ever blind side me with some crazy sex tape that's been released on the internet. I just put mine in my avatar.
Well, hey, when you have a body like mine...might as well put it out there for all to see. (snicker, snicker)
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:50 AM   #47
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I feel the need to wear a condom just reading the OP.
, I was thinking the same thing. Geez.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:50 AM   #48
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Well, hey, when you have a body like mine...might as well put it out there for all to see. (snicker, snicker)
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:51 AM   #49
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MTG you must be a stud I don't ever have this kind of luck
I didnt really either until I started a facebook account. Half of these girls are people I used to know when I was a teenager. One I was set up with by my mom, and the other is the only one I actually had to put any kind of "moves" on.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:51 AM   #50
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I guess you're having fun, but there's so much that is fucked up with everything you posted... it's impossible to reply to all of it. It doesn't appear that any person in your part of the world lives a normal existence. It's crazy.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:52 AM   #51
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Am I the only one who has mud-wrestling fantasies starring Lumpy and Jilly?
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:53 AM   #52
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Well MTG, sounds like your having fun at least. I would suggest getting tested for STD's regularly with that kind of lifestyle.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:54 AM   #53
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:55 AM   #55
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For everyone bitching about pics - seriously I live in the Ozarks...there are a shit-ton of Chiefs fans around here and I know as soon as I do post one somebody that's either a member here or lurking here will recognize one and tell her. That would be some embarrassing shit.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:56 AM   #56
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:56 AM   #57
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Well MTG, sounds like your having fun at least. I would suggest getting tested for STD's regularly with that kind of lifestyle.
Hopefully this lifestyle will be over soon...I really like the feisty girl a lot and can see myself w/her for a long time.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:56 AM   #58
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pics or it's worthless....of your wife, I mean.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:56 AM   #59
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Well MTG, sounds like your having fun at least. I would suggest getting tested for STD's regularly with that kind of lifestyle.
Calm down on the "you've slept with 3 women, go get tested" rhetoric.

Condoms don't stop everything but you don't have to fear monger him because he's banging a lot of chicks.

Using condoms, chances are nil that he has nothing but HPV which 70-80% of the sexually active population has anyways.

MTG hang out with your thang out. Have a ball. Enjoy yourself before your "Self reflecting" kicks in.
Then you won't have any regrets or what if moments later when it does.
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All I really have are a few shitty cell-phone pics that are fuzzy and dont show much anyway...and that's only of 3 of the girls. One of those 3 is the one I like so not sharing her.

EDIT: One of them is only a head shot too
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