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Subway: 10 years of marketing down the crapper!
Jared being investigated for child porno. The executive director of his foundation to help fat kids has already been arrested. I'm sure the marketing weasels at Subway are beating their heads against the desk right about now...
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07-10-2015, 08:36 AM | #91 |
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07-10-2015, 02:53 PM | #92 |
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Prison food will taste great in comparison to eating Subway everyday.
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07-10-2015, 03:09 PM | #93 |
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They need to sign Michael Sams as a spokesperson. I bet he knows all about footlongs.
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08-18-2015, 05:03 PM | #94 |
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It's twue, it's twue!
Sick bastard. Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle to plead guilty to child pornography charges
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08-18-2015, 05:41 PM | #95 |
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I went to a Mr. Goodcents yesterday and ordered a meatball sub. This dude went in the backroom to get it, I was like why would they have it back there?
Then I noticed that almost all the food was carefully hidden from view so you couldn't see it. That was really odd compared to similar restaurants and then I observed the floor and tile and walls etc. and seen how it wasn't very clean at all. As for the sandwich it was all right and all but I doubt I will be back anytime soon. |
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08-18-2015, 05:46 PM | #96 | |
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08-18-2015, 05:52 PM | #97 | |
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08-18-2015, 06:01 PM | #98 |
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So I stopped at this McDonalds by my house to buy a co-worker lunch because he bought some lunch the day before. The drive-thru was pretty fast and the fries seemed hot.
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08-18-2015, 06:04 PM | #99 |
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Next up: 'Flo likes old ladies.'
Like - really old.
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08-18-2015, 06:09 PM | #100 |
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Well, the next foot-long he gets won't be of the sammich variety.
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08-18-2015, 06:14 PM | #101 |
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And he'll probably have to pay $5 for it.
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08-18-2015, 06:28 PM | #102 | |
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2-step Tommy will get him
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08-18-2015, 06:37 PM | #103 |
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Jim Norton @JimNorton 39s39 seconds ago
Jared Fogle is set to plead guilty to child porn charges. If he isn't careful, his deal with Subway may be in jeopardy. |
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08-18-2015, 07:01 PM | #104 |
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Do we think he'll gain weight in prison if he can't get Subway?
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08-18-2015, 07:03 PM | #105 |
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